Most embarassing sex songs-lyrics ever

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daniel robert chapman wrote:
SecondEdition wrote:Rod Stewart - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy (sure, if I thought $2-a-blow blonde prostitutes wer...oh, wait a minute)


No, no, no, no, no! The chorus is only a small part of this song. The five-and-a-half minute whole is honestly one of my favourite pieces of music, more intricate and soulful than it ever gets credit for. The verses feature a beautiful and considered guitar, and some of the lyrics are funny. 'Sex in the Kitchen' is (quite rightly) quoted above; '...sexy' can happily be removed from this shameful list.



If any of you didn't know already, DYTIS is a lifted from a Brazilian song called "Taj Mahal" by this guy:-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorge_Ben_Jor

I profer these lyrics by W.A.S.P:-

6. Shoot From The Hip

All my life I've taken what I want
Give an inch, take a mile
Always on the hunt
Ooh - sex, money, fast cars, never get my fill
I ride hard and die free
Paying for my thrills
Fire, water, moonshine, going to my head
Me and my pistols loaded
Go out and knock'em dead

[REFRAIN:]
I'm gonna shoot it, bang-boom
Shoot it from the hip
Got it loaded bang, pull the trigger boom
I don't never miss
I'm gonna shoot it, bang-boom
Shoot it from the hip
Got it loaded bang, pull the trigger boom
I don't never miss

Hot sweaty steel, a woman's finger's on my gun
Pull it hard, touch the trigger
Squeeze it when I'm gone
Ooh, come, woman, touch me, put it in your hand
Take a hold heart and soul
Honey, I'm your man
Cock the hammer slowly and aim it at your love
Put my barrel in your holster
Like a velvet glove

[REFRAIN:]

Hot and sticky, here it comes
Emotion you can't tame
Kind a tricky watch it run
Smoking like a flame, flame, flame

Hot and sticky, here it comes
I got the bullet, load it up
Slide it into place
My emotions
Coming down all across your face

[REFRAIN:]


The cover to the album, "Inside the electric circus" is also great.

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Most embarassing sex songs-lyrics ever

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madmanmunt wrote:If any of you didn't know already, DYTIS is a lifted from a Brazilian song called "Taj Mahal" by this guy:-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorge_Ben_Jor


I was dimly aware that it was a rip off, but didn't know of what. Thank you! Although the version of Taj Mahal I just downloaded is live and contains quite the objectionable bass solo.

Richard 'Dimples' Fields: I could tell you all quite a lot, he is a minor obsession of mine. I'll settle for this much: the self-styled 'Mr Look-so-good' bought a nightclub so that he could sing in it, started his own record label so he could release records, and eventually scored a major label deal. He also produced the Ohio Players.

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Among the albums of his that I sadly don't own, my personal must-find is the one titled 'Dark Gable'.

That's 'Dark Gable'.
Twenty-four hours a week, seven days a month

Most embarassing sex songs-lyrics ever

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burun wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:Also, by the awesome Richard 'Dimples' Fields, is the full seven minutes of slow, slow late eighties soul that is 'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'.

'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'

'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'

'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'

Christ. Sorry, women.

Ugh, it's like an Ed Gein lullaby.


when I think of Ed Gein lullabies I think of Swans' "Young God."
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

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but back on track...

I've forgotten most of the lyrics to Pussy Galore's "Cunt Tease," but that's pretty embarrassing.

Intentionally embarrassing, but embarrassing nevertheless.

does anyone remember the lyrics to that one?
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

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Why prog rock bands should not write sex songs ever:

King Crimson - Ladies of the Road

A flower lady's daughter
As sweet as holy water
Said: "I'm the school reporter
Please teach me", well I taught her.

Two fingered levi'd sister
Said, "Peace", I stopped I kissed her.
Said, "I'm a male resister",
I smiled and just unzipped her.

High diving chinese trender
Black hair and black suspender
Said, "Please me no surrender
Just love to feel your Fender".

All of you know that the girls of the road
Are like apples you stole in your youth.
All of you know that the girls of the road
Been around but are versed in the truth.

Stone-headed Frisco spacer
Ate all the meat I gave her
Said would I like to taste hers
And even craved the flavour

"Like marron-glaced fish bones
Oh lady hit the road!"

All of you know that the girls of the road
Are like apples you stole in your youth.
All of you know that the girls of the road
Been around but are versed in the truth.


dear god.
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

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Ying Yang Twins, "Wait (The Whisper Song)"

And this was their RADIO SINGLE. The chorus is changed to "Wait til I show you this, ay girl" for the radio edit, but I'm not sure how they managed to make the rest of the song PG-13.

Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' unless you say I can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I don't mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

You fine, but I aint gone sweat ya
See I wanna fuck, tell me whats up
Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth
Put my dick in, take your thumb out
There might be a lil kosher to deal with
Wet fat hoe's they dont spill shit
I keep a hoe hot when I'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog
And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
Fuck a bitch on da counter make the
Plates fall Back
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack...crack
Fuck that bend over imma give you the dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

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Jackyl wrote:See the bird on the barstool?
She’s watchin’ on a jerk !
And it she likes the way he looks,
She’ll put his ass to work!
And you know she’s been all around the block;
Tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock –
But she loves my cock!
Loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
There ain’t no need to change it –
That’s just the way it is!
She got to find a bigger jerk;
She got to have his jizz!
And you know she been all around the block;
She tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock – (Ha!)
But she loves my COCK!
Loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
There’s as many hands on her as the knob on a door.
She’s such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pr-r-r-r-r-r… pretty little whore!
To get to my cock, she would walk through the flames of Hell!
‘Cause I can always tell when she’s comin’…
I can always tell !

She loves my cock!

She loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
She loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
She loves my cock! Loves my cock! She loves my cock!

I gotta hard-on for you…


I keep waiting to find this CD at my price point of $3 or less and, someday, it will happen. It happened with Benny Mardones's Greatest Hits and with Reckless - it will happen.

Dan

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danmohr wrote:
Jackyl wrote:See the bird on the barstool?
She’s watchin’ on a jerk !
And it she likes the way he looks,
She’ll put his ass to work!
And you know she’s been all around the block;
Tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock –
But she loves my cock!
Loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
There ain’t no need to change it –
That’s just the way it is!
She got to find a bigger jerk;
She got to have his jizz!
And you know she been all around the block;
She tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock – (Ha!)
But she loves my COCK!
Loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
There’s as many hands on her as the knob on a door.
She’s such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pr-r-r-r-r-r… pretty little whore!
To get to my cock, she would walk through the flames of Hell!
‘Cause I can always tell when she’s comin’…
I can always tell !

She loves my cock!

She loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
She loves my cock! Loves my cock! Loves my cock!
She loves my cock! Loves my cock! She loves my cock!

I gotta hard-on for you…


I keep waiting to find this CD at my price point of $3 or less and, someday, it will happen. It happened with Benny Mardones's Greatest Hits and with Reckless - it will happen.

Dan



Aren't these the tools who had a singer who would "play" a chainsaw on stage?
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

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