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Overheard in Guitar Center
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:50 pm
by polymath_Archive
Oh yeah, and fuck MSRP's.
What a scam.
Overheard in Guitar Center
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:09 am
by Justin from Queens_Archive
I must get some kind of medal for this one:
Kerble.
There is nothing new under the sun,
= Justin
Overheard in Guitar Center
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:49 am
by stewie_Archive
Justin from Queens wrote:I must get some kind of medal for this one:
Kerble.There is nothing new under the sun,
= Justin
The double self-kerble kerble. Nice.
Overheard in Guitar Center
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:48 pm
by polymath_Archive
i'm new to the forum world. someone want to give a quick explanation of kerble?
Overheard in Guitar Center
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:11 pm
by stewie_Archive
polymath wrote:i'm new to the forum world. someone want to give a quick explanation of kerble?
It's just a quick way of saying, "This has been done before on the forum, use the search function next time". It is usually just specified with the word "kerbled" linked to the original topic.
So named after forum moderator and professional forum-memorizer Kerble.
Overheard in Guitar Center
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:51 pm
by garble_Archive
There used to be a wiki page about the "Electrical Audio Discussion Forum" that had a definition of the kerble, or kerbling, or being kerbl3d.
But those wikipedia jackholes deleted it.
Overheard in Guitar Center
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:37 am
by Hairy_Archive
Guitar Center is like Taco Bell. You know what it is. Indigestion. Explosive diarrhea. Burning, chaffed rectum. Always. Every time.
But there you are, waiting in line again.
On my last visit to GC, I simply couldn't handle the sensory overload so retreated to the acoustic room looking for a low end Martin that sounded good once before. Wanker salesman enters and lingers in the corner a little before moving in. "I remember when I first started playing. My parents bought me an old beat up guitar at a garage sale. I loved that guitar, still do. Nothing like that beauty though. You know, I find a Guitar is like a fine wine, it only gets better with age. " etc. the rest of which I've successfully repressed and not dreamt about since.
Overheard in Guitar Center
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:42 pm
by Get dog costumes_Archive
I went to the Durham GC to buy three mic stands yesterday. As I was checking out, "Under the Bridge" was playing over the PA. Some guy was trying out a bass and slapping along to this song. I'm no Adam CR, so I can't do justice in a message board post to what this sounded like, but just imagine someone trying to play inept slap bass along with the intro of this song.
Overheard in Guitar Center
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:09 pm
by ubercat_Archive
garble wrote:There used to be a wiki page about the "Electrical Audio Discussion Forum" that had a definition of the kerble, or kerbling, or being kerbl3d.
But those wikipedia jackholes deleted it.
Maybe someone should add a wikipedia entry for just 'Kerble' and see if it sticks...
Overheard in Guitar Center
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:17 pm
by kerble_Archive
please don't. it's embarrassing enough as it is.