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Little Observations

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:03 pm
by Nina_Archive
burun wrote: I don't actually *call* people ever.


I'm glad there is someone else who understands this concept.

(even thought I have taken it out of context to fit my needs)

Little Observations

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:05 pm
by burun_Archive
Dark M&M's use a different color set for their candy shells than regular ones. I find this disturbing.

Little Observations

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:09 pm
by itchy mcgoo_Archive
"Boys'" bikes have the nut-buster bar, while girls' bikes lack them.

I understand this was originally for demure dismounts by skirted ladies, but who the fuck bikes in skirts anymore? (Besides me).

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:09 pm
by benadrian_Archive
nihil wrote:90% of people that drive Volkswagen Jetta's are attractive young women. 8% are gay men. 2% undecided. Check the road. It's a fun game to play.


Are these little observations or sweeping generalizations?


What happens if you're a straight man, who drove a jetta, but got an '86 Volvo station wagon to replace it?

Ben Adrian

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:16 pm
by dabrasha_Archive
benadrian wrote:
nihil wrote:90% of people that drive Volkswagen Jetta's are attractive young women. 8% are gay men. 2% undecided. Check the road. It's a fun game to play.


Are these little observations or sweeping generalizations?


What happens if you're a straight man, who drove a jetta, but got an '86 Volvo station wagon to replace it?

Ben Adrian


You've declared yourself an East Bay resident for life..

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:26 pm
by benadrian_Archive
dabrasha wrote:What happens if you're a straight man, who drove a jetta, but got an '86 Volvo station wagon to replace it?

Ben Adrian


You've declared yourself an East Bay resident for life..[/quote]

Wow, You pretty much nailed it. Seriously, I get made fun of for my "so very bay area" car choices, even though I got them more by luck.

I'm buying you a drink.

Ben Adrian

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:36 pm
by sack of smashed assholes_Archive
there is a pair of chuck taylors in just about every movie every made since they came out. I noticed this about two years ago.

Little Observations

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:20 pm
by Steve V_Archive
BadComrade wrote:
Steve V. wrote:I got stuck at a restaurant this evening with no money. Not fun.


Sorry. That's not an observation, that's a "Little Detail From Your Day". Thanks for playing.


Goddamn it. My apologies. I'm a dumb ass.

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:24 pm
by Steve V_Archive
People, aged over 17, should not be excited for trips to Disney World or Disney Land. Unless they're taking their stupid fucking walking evidence-of-condom-breakages.

Little Observations

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:04 pm
by llllllllllllllllllllllll_Archive
Brinkman wrote:
And have your money ready, goddammit.

I can make your fucking latte in less time than it takes you to successfully fish out your wallet from your purse, uncrinkle your damp dollar bills, retrieve your coinage, put away a dollar because "whoop! I DO have four quarters" and count out your pennies and nickels that you put on the counter and not in my hand and now I can't pick up because I've just chewed off my fingernails in frustration.
Stupid bitch.

The best part is getting to say with a smile, "oh, you can have this hair back," and actually giving them back the pubic hair that was mixed with their change. A customer once cupped her hands for it, you wouldn't believe the look on her face. Priceless.


you seem angry, maybe its time to quit.