Every time I go trail hiking, I see a fancy, expensive car in the parking area. What the fuck?

Skronk wrote:Every time I go trail hiking, I see a fancy, expensive car in the parking area. What the fuck?

No shit. Everytime I go hiking I see some enormous new gas-guzzling SUV with either PA, VA, or D.C. tags. I'm always tempted to flatten the tires and leave their stupid asses stuck out there in the mountains.

I got stuck at a restaurant this evening with no money. Not fun.

BadComrade wrote:Crazy people are always carrying a bag from the grocery store Aldi.

Not always.
On Saturday I looked out my window and saw these two guys, one old and one young, walking down my street.
The old man was dressed like Fred Sanford and the younger guy, who looked like a member of B.O.N.E. Thugs & Harmony, was rockin' a Kobe Bryant jersey and the yellow shorts.
I watched them examine a box spring being thrown away.
They had no Aldi bag.

During "rush hour", people in downtown Chicago have no idea how to put one foot in front of the other. They just amble along like they have no place to go.

Aldi's bags are the luggage of the poor. Being poor can sometimes drive you crazy. Keep in mind that you have to pay for those bags. You might as well keep 'em.

90% of people that drive Volkswagen Jetta's are attractive young women. 8% are gay men. 2% undecided. Check the road. It's a fun game to play.


Are these little observations or sweeping generalizations?

guys with eyebrow peircings, favorite band is sublime.

Adult-sized teen hoodlums riding kiddie bikes.

And I can vouch for the Aldi-baggers, as I live a mile from one.

Audiophile stores always have a Pat Metheny cd on hand. And a $10,000 cd player.

Fuck me running.

White guys have names like Lenny, whereas black guys have names like Carl.