i forgot who it was, but someone said something along the lines of "never let an opportunity to shit in a clean toilet go to waste." someone here said that.

this precaution: pointless.

don't use a dirty looking toilet. the end.

Colonel Panic wrote:Who said anything about AIDS?

I just don't want to sit in somebody else's shit or piss, that's all. Let alone nasty butt-sweat.

Is that too much to ask?

Yes. It is.

Of course, we all avoid bad-looking toilets. I don't think there's an argument in favor of that.

We're talking about residue, right?

That stuff is absolutely all over the place. Any surface and in the air. You pick up mass amts of it every day you're in public.

It's so omnipresent that it seems a little odd to me to go to any great lengths to avoid it when it is unavoidable outside of a bubble.

Fixating on a toilet seat, it just seems like you're ignoring it everyplace else.

You know what is a good movie? Safe. Like that movie a lot. Not that you're that bad!

Rimbaud III wrote:Sometimes, I am compelled to smell panties.

[quietly leaves the room]

I am glad I found this out after I visited you, but of course this means I can never visit you again. Unless I leave the panties at home.

tmidgett wrote:

Colonel Panic wrote:Who said anything about AIDS?

I just don't want to sit in somebody else's shit or piss, that's all. Let alone nasty butt-sweat.

Is that too much to ask?

Yes. It is.

Of course, we all avoid bad-looking toilets. I don't think there's an argument in favor of that.

We're talking about residue, right?

That stuff is absolutely all over the place. Any surface and in the air. You pick up mass amts of it every day you're in public.

It's so omnipresent that it seems a little odd to me to go to any great lengths to avoid it when it is unavoidable outside of a bubble.

Fixating on a toilet seat, it just seems like you're ignoring it everyplace else.

You know what is a good movie? Safe. Like that movie a lot. Not that you're that bad!

Amen, Tim. Amen!

And you people gleefully consume sushi, right?

burun wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:Sometimes, I am compelled to smell panties.

[quietly leaves the room]

I am glad I found this out after I visited you, but of course this means I can never visit you again. Unless I leave the panties at home.

that's always a visit to remember.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:...you people gleefully consume sushi, right?

If I ever hear that the sushi man wipes his ass with the nori, pisses in the rice pot and puts the sliced fish down his pants to cool his scrotum, you can believe I wont be eating at that restaurant.

I'm not some kind of clean-freak or anything, I just don't use public restrooms whenever I can avoid them.

usually i don't but sometimes i do. it really depends on the state of the potty. for instance if there is pee on the toilet i will gently and carefully wipe it up with a huge wad of tissue and then cover. if not i just sit down like a wild woman and risk the crabs.

Colonel Panic wrote:If I ever hear that the sushi man wipes his ass with the sliced fish and pisses in the rice pot, I wont be eating at that restaurant.

I'm not some kind of clean-freak or anything, I just don't use public restrooms whenever I can avoid them.

But you are totally fine with the myriad parasites that infest aquatic and marine animals, which you are eating when you devour your raw fish platter? Man, you people are pretty impressive with the blinders you place upon yourselves to get comfortably get by in your day-to-day lives.

Hysterical nonsense.

I don't know who Panic's kidding. I have been to his house and there are more turds scattered around that bathroom than you can imagine. Looks like someone had a meatball fight in there.