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I had a computer teacher in the seventh grade named Dick Bender.

And my kindergarten teacher was Ms. Beaver.

When I first started working at the local hospital, someone gave me a phone number and asked me to give Elizabeth Ward a call. I rang the number and asked to speak to Elizabeth Ward.

"Yes, this is Elizabeth Ward, Staff Nurse Thompson"
"No, I'm not Staff Nurse Thompson, but I do need to speak to Elizabeth Ward"

Took me a few seconds to work things out.

Then about six months later, I noticed Ursula Ward in the hospital phone directory. I spent half an hour walking around the hospital looking for that unit, before someone explained it was one of the Directors.

I'm telling you this because I trust you.

I worked with a guy named Dick Stack. We nicknamed him Penis Pile.

I know someone who almost named his child Peter Miles Long. He figured it would make him popular with the ladies.

A friend was ticketed this weekend for a fender bender. The trooper's name was Wendy Law.

prplmtngal wrote:A friend was ticketed this weekend for a fender bender. The trooper's name was Wendy Law.

Wendy Law is broken, you go to de jail!