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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:31 pm
by scntfc_Archive

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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:26 pm
by johnnyemphysema_Archive
scntfc wrote:Raper looking for band

http://denver.craigslist.org/muc/691383291.html


Statistics show that a majority of women feel it lessens the pain when they are raped whilst music is played. I prefer wrecking conch to the Metal Machine Music.

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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 11:06 pm
by syntaxfree07_Archive
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Reply to: sale-637960258@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-10, 9:41PM EDT


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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:38 pm
by lemur68_Archive
CATBUS
Date: 2008-03-28, 1:15PM EDT


I HAVE A 1995 MO' VAN THAT GOT TRANSFORMED INTO THIS CATBUS. I BROUGHT IT TO A SHOPS AND I WAS LIKE HEY, CAN YOU TURN THIS INTO A CATBUS? SO THEY DID. THEN THAT DAY I DROVE IT HOME. THE CAT BUS ONLY HAS 50K, WHICH ARE ALL HIGHWAY MILES AS I DROVE IT TO WORK 2 DAYS A WEEK AND THAT WAS IT. IT'S IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE AND ALL THE FUR IS STILL ALL THERE. THE STEERING WHEEL HAS A CAT ON IT. IM ONLY ASKING 2900 FOR THE CATBUS BECAUSE ITS REALLY FURRY AND SOMETIMES PEOPLE GET SICK ON IT.

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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:22 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/stp/692841568.html

Friends for vomit party - m4w - 25 (Wicker Park)

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Reply to: pers-692841568@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-23, 8:53PM CDT


I am having a vomit party at my apartment this weekend, I would like to have as many different races of people as possible.
So far I have a Chinese man (my neighbor) and a woman from Kansas who I suspect of being Mexican.
Please, I am serious about this party. No weird or alternative people please.




Location: Wicker Park
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 10:24 pm
by WoundedFoot_Archive
Some craigslist freakazoid wrote:http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/stp/692841568.html

I am having a vomit party at my apartment this weekend(........) No weird or alternative people please.


WTF!? You're the one thats having a "vomit party"!

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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 10:26 pm
by burun_Archive
lemur68 wrote:
CATBUS
Date: 2008-03-28, 1:15PM EDT


I HAVE A 1995 MO' VAN THAT GOT TRANSFORMED INTO THIS CATBUS. I BROUGHT IT TO A SHOPS AND I WAS LIKE HEY, CAN YOU TURN THIS INTO A CATBUS? SO THEY DID. THEN THAT DAY I DROVE IT HOME. THE CAT BUS ONLY HAS 50K, WHICH ARE ALL HIGHWAY MILES AS I DROVE IT TO WORK 2 DAYS A WEEK AND THAT WAS IT. IT'S IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE AND ALL THE FUR IS STILL ALL THERE. THE STEERING WHEEL HAS A CAT ON IT. IM ONLY ASKING 2900 FOR THE CATBUS BECAUSE ITS REALLY FURRY AND SOMETIMES PEOPLE GET SICK ON IT.

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I would be the hero of my Totoro-obsessed friend's kids if I had that Catbus.

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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 10:28 pm
by Dr Geek_Archive
burun wrote:
lemur68 wrote:
CATBUS
Date: 2008-03-28, 1:15PM EDT


I HAVE A 1995 MO' VAN THAT GOT TRANSFORMED INTO THIS CATBUS. I BROUGHT IT TO A SHOPS AND I WAS LIKE HEY, CAN YOU TURN THIS INTO A CATBUS? SO THEY DID. THEN THAT DAY I DROVE IT HOME. THE CAT BUS ONLY HAS 50K, WHICH ARE ALL HIGHWAY MILES AS I DROVE IT TO WORK 2 DAYS A WEEK AND THAT WAS IT. IT'S IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE AND ALL THE FUR IS STILL ALL THERE. THE STEERING WHEEL HAS A CAT ON IT. IM ONLY ASKING 2900 FOR THE CATBUS BECAUSE ITS REALLY FURRY AND SOMETIMES PEOPLE GET SICK ON IT.

Image

I would be the hero of my Totoro-obsessed friend's kids if I had that Catbus.


Then you'd have no need for candy lure!

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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:51 am
by Boombats_Archive
lemur68 wrote:
Georgia bluesmensch Jonathan "Blind Latke" Goldberg wrote:A mojo is something mentioned in many famous songs, it's a type of specially made little bag or packet with different roots, herbs


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I'm pretty sure Hendrix and Page had a lot more than one.


Damn, I gotta start wearing Vans.

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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:15 am
by sack of smashed assholes_Archive
amplifier guitar with 25 wrams of power.
http://madison.craigslist.org/msg/693220318.html