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The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:26 pm
by otisroom_Archive
sack of smashed assholes wrote:amplifier guitar with 25 wrams of power.
http://madison.craigslist.org/msg/693220318.html


The fucked up part is the "microphone not shown" is a U47.

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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:31 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
anyone interested in coming with me to the vomit party? it's right in my neighborhood, I have the address. I am gonna go and see what it's all about.

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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 2:34 pm
by sack of smashed assholes_Archive
otisroom wrote:
sack of smashed assholes wrote:amplifier guitar with 25 wrams of power.
http://madison.craigslist.org/msg/693220318.html


The fucked up part is the "microphone not shown" is a U47.


how much is that mic compared to the price in that listing?

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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 2:36 pm
by lemur68_Archive
sack of smashed assholes wrote:amplifier guitar with 25 wrams of power.
http://madison.craigslist.org/msg/693220318.html


No thanks. Mine has like 27 or 28. I counted.

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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 3:13 pm
by chet_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:anyone interested in coming with me to the vomit party? it's right in my neighborhood, I have the address. I am gonna go and see what it's all about.


I was going to say bring a camera, but then I thought about it...

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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 3:02 pm
by Dr O Nothing_Archive
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/anc/673017049.html

Dead Moose

Date: 2008-05-08, 10:33AM AKDT


I have a dead moose free for the taking.

It died yesterday, apparently of natural causes. I called Fish & Game to come and get it. Apparently, moose are a natural resource and belong to everybody, until they die, then they belong to whoevers property they die on. So, according to Fish & Game, the moose now belongs to me. Sweet!!

So, if you want a free moose, please come and get it before the bears do.

You could use it for dog food, or stuff it and put it your front yard, bear bait, whatever. If you live in the lower 48, this might be your best opportunity to get a free Alaska moose. I dont really care, I just want it out of my yard.

Please reply via email, I dont need all the animal rights folks calling me, its dead, and according to Fish & Game, its got no more rights...

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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 3:12 pm
by Ty Webb_Archive
If you knew you could look out your window any given morning and see a moose corpse being ravaged by bears in your goddamn yard...man, who needs coffee?

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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:10 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/msg/701006617.html

1300 bucks for a guitar CASE.
No guitar in it, just the case.
1300 bucks.
One THOUSAND three hundred dollars. For a guitar case.
A box to put your guitar in.

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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:19 pm
by Maurice_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:1300 bucks for a guitar CASE.
No guitar in it, just the case.
1300 bucks.
One THOUSAND three hundred dollars. For a guitar case.
A box to put your guitar in.

But! Dude! It's, like, old and stuff! It has vibe...a-and maybe even mojo.

Nah, I can't keep up the charade. For that kind of money, one could buy a hell of a nice guitar...and it'd probably come with its own box.

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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:20 pm
by holmes_Archive
hilarious im sure.