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The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:33 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/msg/714896049.html

esp ltd naked devil girl guitar - $800 (sw chicago)

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Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-06-10, 12:36PM CDT


esp ltd guitar with case
body shape of naked devil girl
emg hz pickup
volume control
custom case
cool as hell

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The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:40 pm
by PEPPER!_Archive
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Beastqueef needs that guitar

also here is a gem from this morning:
craigslist wrote:Hohner Blues Harp - Key of G (read discription before buying) - $5 (Wikker Parc)
Reply to: sale-714600487@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-10, 8:45AM CDT


Up for sale: Hohner Blues harp, Key of G. Great shape but here's the deal:
I think my girlfriend accidentally knocked it in the toilet. I left it in the bathroom on the top of the can and after she was in there, the harmonica was kind of wet. She denies it, but I can't help thinking it plopped in there by accident somehow.
Worked great before the "incident" and I'm sure you could rinse it out real good.
Pics on request.
Keep Rockin!

Darren

* Location: Wikker Parc

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:11 pm
by Kayte R.
Barbo wrote:This guy wants to start a band. Apparently Chicago has started sending its unwanted youth down our way. Quit it, please. We have enough already.

Remember, no sexual offenders.

Jon



This is too good to risk being taken down. I want to read it every day for the rest of my life.

Band Members Wanted!? FOSHOOO. (GAINESVILLE?! GAINESVILLE.)
Reply to: dancewhatdance@gmail.com
Date: 2008-06-01, 9:19PM EDT


What's up homeboys and homegirls.

LETS SHOW THEM WHAT THIS CITY IS MADE OFF!
Well, I want a band.
I need a guitarist, drummer, bassits and keyboardist if possible.
This will be so freakin awesome.

CAUTION:
You dont have to be good. I don't want a freakin guitarist that could shred peoples face off. Or a drummer that could blow a gut. I want real people. I want people who can chillax. Someone who is comfortable with people. Cause, Im not awesome. (LOL orly?) so anyways yeah. LOL CHYEA.

Rules:
Must not be egotistic.
Must be a freakin awesome person.
Deal with others, would be nice.
Highly motivated (LOL, yeah right.)
Lives near?!
Must be able to drive places, when I say that I ment like, "Hey Dude, let's hang" "YEAH MAN FOSHURE."
Must not be a sexual offender. (LOL YEAH RIGHT.)
Open minded.
Too cool, too cool.
Must be able to be in a van.
GOALS:
Longterm
Warped Tour (A must)
Touring
Hopefully make it big
Record Deal :D


Influences:
Motion City Soundtrack (LOL.)
Hit The Lights
STAY
Secret Handshake
Just Surrender
Chiodos (LOL I KNOW RIGHT.)
Early November
Set Your Goals
Every Avenue
I am The Avalanche
Brand New
Scary Kids, Scarin KIDS?
Forever The Sickest Kids
Just Surrender
Valencia
Many More, I can't really post a shit load of bands hurr.


Anyways, A lil bout me.

I'm the baddest mofo around town biatch.
No, Not really, I'm 18.
I'm from Chicago, IL.
I play guitar, and synth and sing around.
Eat yo babies.
I like march of dimes. LOLLL.
I hate gainesville.


So if your interested?!

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:14 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
This guy is 18? What a shocker. I'd never have guessed that.

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:28 pm
by Kayte R.
There's just so much gold in there. It keeps on giving.

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:32 pm
by Mandroid20_Archive
Kayte R. wrote:There's just so much gold in there. It keeps on giving.


Agreed. It is indeed so freakin awesome.

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:33 pm
by benadrian_Archive
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/msg/714872650.html

Looking to trade battle axe for axe guitar (Downtown)

Reply to: sale-714872650@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-10, 1:19PM EDT


I have a Kult of Athena battle axe only used 3 times to kill insubordinate serfs. Good value here, no blood rust. No specific guitar in mind, just looking for a fair trade for a weapon welded to take souls (3 already taken). No low balling!

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:35 pm
by Barbo_Archive
I would consider giving him a call but I have a real difficulty chillaxing. I am afraid it would be too much of a crutch. And also, I am not able to be in a van. Legally.

Jon

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:35 pm
by lemur68_Archive
m.koren wrote:http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/m4w/712997957.html

George - 31 (vancouver)
Reply to: pers-712997957@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-08, 9:51PM PDT


Hi I am George 31.years old and I looking for long relationship but if not than just friend.It is very hard fine good girl or friend here if you are not Canadian man. I live here and work like cabinet maker. I love sport,travel or just walk on beache or moutain.I like dog but I don't have here just in Europe.I you like know some more than let me know.


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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:11 pm
by otisroom_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/msg/714896049.html

esp ltd naked devil girl guitar - $800 (sw chicago)

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Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-06-10, 12:36PM CDT


esp ltd guitar with case
body shape of naked devil girl
emg hz pickup
volume control
custom case
cool as hell

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I know the guy who designed that guitar and I used tgo date the girl he used as the model. Seriously. I'm not kidding.