Re: Ying Yang Twins - He rhymes "soft" with "soft." Ten seconds in, and absolute failure.

burun wrote:

daniel robert chapman wrote:Also, by the awesome Richard 'Dimples' Fields, is the full seven minutes of slow, slow late eighties soul that is 'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'.

'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'

'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'

'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'

Christ. Sorry, women.

Ugh, it's like an Ed Gein lullaby.

I WANT TO SLEEP WRAPPED IN YOUR SKIN TONIGHT

As far as embarrassing efforts at sex songs go, my vote easily goes to John Mayer's "Your Body Is A Wonderland".

Representative lyrical selection:

[url=http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/lyrics/your_body_wonderland.html]"If you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets"[/url]

Combine this clumsy non-sensuality with a sensitivo heavy breathe-singer (really, men from Atlanta sound like that?) and faux-lite jazz production that makes Dave Matthews Band look like Morbid Angel, and you've got a song that is 100% wrong.

This song was the lead single from an album that sold over four million copies.

Somebody slug John Mayer in the boobies for me.

Thanks.

SecondEdition wrote:Aren't these the tools who had a singer who would "play" a chainsaw on stage?

The best part for me is knowing that the chainsaw had a roadcase. There had to be an Anvil case, costing hundreds of dollars, with "Jackyl - Chainsaw" stenciled on the side.

Ben Adrian

"Sex" by Berlin is pretty dang badass:

Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right
There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm YOUR babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love forever

benadrian wrote:

SecondEdition wrote:Aren't these the tools who had a singer who would "play" a chainsaw on stage?

The best part for me is knowing that the chainsaw had a roadcase. There had to be an Anvil case, costing hundreds of dollars, with "Jackyl - Chainsaw" stenciled on the side.

Ben Adrian

And that they probably paid a guy whose sole duty was to be the "chainsaw tech."

Cock rock needs to be resurrected so it can be killed again.

Liberian Girl
You Know That You Came
And You Changed My World,
Just Like In The Movies,
With Two Lovers In A Scene
And She Says . . .
"Do You Love Me"
And He Says So Endlessly . . .
"I Love You, Liberian Girl"

(Naku Penda Piya-Naku Taka
Piya-Mpenziwe)
(I Love You Too-I Want You
Too-My Love)

Michael Jackson - the robot whitey

zom-zom wrote:"Sex" by Berlin is pretty dang badass:

Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right
There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm YOUR babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love forever

Hmm..."and we'll make love forever." Like most couples in bands, they later divorced. Whoops.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:As far as embarrassing efforts at sex songs go, my vote easily goes to John Mayer's "Your Body Is A Wonderland".

Representative lyrical selection:

[url=http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/lyrics/your_body_wonderland.html]"If you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets"[/url]

Combine this clumsy non-sensuality with a sensitivo heavy breathe-singer (really, men from Atlanta sound like that?) and faux-lite jazz production that makes Dave Matthews Band look like Morbid Angel, and you've got a song that is 100% wrong.

This song was the lead single from an album that sold over four million copies.

Somebody slug John Mayer in the boobies for me.

Thanks.

Thanks for putting this one up for consideration - I've tried time and time again to banish it from memory, but then I'll be in some supermarket somewhere and that'll come on the radio. God, what an awful song.

Antero wrote:Re: Ying Yang Twins - He rhymes "soft" with "soft." Ten seconds in, and absolute failure.

burun wrote:

daniel robert chapman wrote:Also, by the awesome Richard 'Dimples' Fields, is the full seven minutes of slow, slow late eighties soul that is 'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'.

'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'

'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'

'I Want To Sleep In Your Body Tonight'

Christ. Sorry, women.

Ugh, it's like an Ed Gein lullaby.

I WANT TO SLEEP WRAPPED IN YOUR SKIN TONIGHT

When I wear your flesh I love myself...says M. Gira

rzs wrote:Bushwick Bill wrote

Cause when I get them, I'm doin damage to that pussy hole
[b]Not only do I fuck the body, but I fuck the soul
What other nigga do you know that can handle this
Hijack the pussy from the back and dismantle it

My mind is gaping right now, that's for sure.