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Lemonheads, The: Crap N' Grits

Steve Winwood (pre & post-Traffic): Crappe

Steve Miller: Crap (I'm a joker, I'm a poker, I'm a big cocksmoker)

Meat Puppets, The: What's Polish for crap?

Neil Young (csny crazy horse or otherwise): Not crap

Queen: Ha ha, not crap

Dire Straits: crap with hominy

Porno for Pyros: Porno on the gyros: crap

The Shoes: ?

Ween: Where'd the motherfuckin cheese go? Not crap.

Dead Milkmen, The: Suck my teat...crap

Al Green: Not crap

The Jam: Not crap

The Allman Bros. Band: Fillmore east? Not crap

Violent Femmes, The: Not crap

Phil Collins/Genesis:

Pink Floyd:

Oingo Boingo:

Roxy Music:

Yes:

Faith Hill:

Kenny Rogers (and the New Edition?):

pope wrote:
The Shoes: ?

Check out Black Vinyl Shoes if you are at all curious. Jeff Murphy is a badass with a four-track.

swans: crap
devo: not crap
gang of four: not crap
stranglers: crap
Public Image LTD: not crap
Daniel Johnston: CRAP
Cheap Trick: CRAP (come on...)
The Velvet Underground: CRAP (despite their avant-garde leanings)
Elvis Costello: not crap (did anyone hear When I Was Cruel?)

vockins wrote:The Cars: CRAP
The Troggs: CRAP
gang of four: CRAP
Nirvana: CRAP
Rolling Stones, The: NOT CRAP
Sex Pistols, The: CRAP
DEAD C: CRAP
SMOG: CRAP
CAN: CRAP

In all of my years of playing this game, I have never seen such an insane set of answers. Wow!

girlfriend left him yesterday...

The Fall: Crap rap, the new crap that talks back
Dead C: Crapdoor fucking exit
Roger: Zapp
Epic Soundtracks: Swell Crap
Fabulous Thunderbirds: Crap It Up, I'll Take It
Grifters: Crappin' You Negative
James Brown: Say It Loud, I'm Crap And I'm Proud
R.E.M: Shiny Crappy People Holding Crap
Jazzy Jeff/Fresh Prince: He's the DJ, I'm the Crap
The Clash: Total crap, made album called "Cut the Crap"
Bob Dylan: Blood On The Craps, Crap Crap Crappin on Crappy's Door, Crap On Crap, The Basement Craps, Slow Crap Coming
George Strait: All My Ex's Live In Crap

how about if people list all their craps in a nice tidy list followed by all their not craps in a nice tidy list. seeing like with like really paints a much more powerful picture.

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Phil Collins/Genesis: crap

Pink Floyd:crap

Oingo Boingo: crap

Yes: crap

Faith Hill: ?

Kenny Rogers (and the New Edition?): Ruby, don't take your crap to town

Roxy Music: not crap

brad

getting back to the first couple slates

i just want to know if we can still be friends, is all

CRAP

Beck: crap-hop, folkrap, rockrap, and rhythm'n'crap

Doors, The: on the whole, crap, though jim seemed to figure this out by _l.a. woman_, which made that a pretty good record. but still, basically unlistenable crap. i say crap. it doesn't scare me and it makes me laugh.

Guns 'n' Roses: crayeeayeeayeeap

Smiths, The: crap from a young male ass falling into a basket of petunias. tho 'how soon is now' is pretty good.

The Cure: crap fertilizer on a hair farm

Stereolab: burblecrap for girls

King Crimson: crappertronics

Tom Waits: the bee fart in beefheart--crap

Ministry: there can be no argument that ministry is crap throughout their long career

NOT CRAP

Aerosmith: a good bass player, a good drummer, a very good guitar player who (in terms of sheer quantity) has played more good guitar than jeff beck ever did, and a pretty funny singer. not crap.

Clash, The: poseurs, si. crap, no.

Public Enemy: not crap, tho i don't know when i will play these records again

Who, The: a surprising amount of crap in the catalog of this band that is not crap and has in fact written maybe three of the greatest fifty or so rock songs ever

ZZ Top: a friend of mine thinks they are really no better than, say, 38 special and that anyone who thinks they are superior to the rolling stones is wrong. i like the rolling stones better, but zz top is not crap.

AC/DC: oh come on now. so obviously not crap, having made the single greatest SOUNDING rock record in the history of rock music.

Siouxsie and the Banshees: you know what? not crap! you have to go back and really think about it.