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The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:02 am
by lemur68_Archive
hott hookah boi - w4m - 18 (shisha, your pants)
Reply to: pers-790023473@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-09, 4:45PM EDT


you are tall and soooooo white.

you have dirty converse. and amazing facial hair.

i want your boooddddd

write back and i'll give your hookah hose a try

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:05 am
by lemur68_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:Right now somewhere nearby there is a fat video game nerd in his apartment fucking a pretty hot girl he met off craigslist.


Van Hagar wrote:Dont wanna wait til tomorrow,
Why put it off another day?
One more walk through problems,
Built up, and stand in our way ,ah
One step ahead, one step behind me
Now you gotta run to get even
Make future plans, dont dream about yesterday, hey
Cmon turn, turn this thing around
Right now, hey
Its your tomorrow
Right now,
Cmon,its everything
Right now,
Catch a magic moment, do it
Right here and now
It means everything
Miss the beat, you lose the rhythm,
And nothing falls into place, no
Only missed by a fraction,
Slipped a little off your pace, oh,
The more things you get, the more you want,
Just trade in one for the other,
Workin so hard, to make it easier, whoa,
Got to turn, cmon turn this thing around
Right now, hey
Its your tomorrow
Right now,
Cmon, its everything
Right now,
Catch that magic moment, do it
Right here and now
It means everything
Its enlightened me, right now
What are you waitin for
Oh, yeah, right now
(solo)
Right now, hey
Its your tomorrow
Right now,
Cmon, its everything
Right now,
Catch that magic moment, and do it right,
Right now
Right now, oh, right now
Its whats happening?
Right here and now
Right now
Its right now
Oh,
Tell me, what are you waiting for
Turn this thing around

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:32 am
by righthanded_Archive
22 and 23 year old lead guitarist and singer/songwriter are looking to put together an original band with influences including, van halen, pink floyd, zeppelin, u2, pearl jam and other generic rock influences.


Bravo, the craigslist.

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:57 am
by The Code is Almighty_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:I went to taco bell for lunch because I was starving and had 4 dollars and 12 cents with which to satisfy myself. The taco bell was pretty good, I gotta say. Double cheesy beef and rice burrito or whatever. 99 cents. Did the job.

Sitting at the table next to me were a man and a woman who I learned from their conversation were meeting for the first time. She had answered his ad off craigs. The girl was much cuter than you'd think. The dude was just a regular old big fat video game dude. He kept talking about video games like only a real obsessive video game dude will. She didn't care about the video games but he did surprisingly well and had her laughing. By the end they had decided to go to his apartment to 'watch a movie' (wink wink)
Right now somewhere nearby there is a fat video game nerd in his apartment fucking a pretty hot girl he met off craigslist. God bless that craig and his list.


This actually makes me pretty happy. Good for both of them.

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:05 pm
by dansoderburg_Archive
maybe not that funny, but for some reason it reads like a bukowski poem to me
http://providence.craigslist.org/mis/799388684.html

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:10 pm
by lemur68_Archive
Wanted: War Kitten (Columbus)
Reply to: comm-805351091@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-20, 4:45PM EDT


Looking for a war kitten to adopt. Must be dexterous, heroic, and willing to be accurate when engaging a litter box. Email with stats and terms of enlistment contract.

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:13 pm
by busbus_Archive
lemur68 wrote:
Wanted: War Kitten (Columbus)
Reply to: comm-805351091@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-20, 4:45PM EDT


Looking for a war kitten to adopt. Must be dexterous, heroic, and willing to be accurate when engaging a litter box. Email with stats and terms of enlistment contract.


I am fairly certain that, if I had the capability, I would drop the bomb on this person.

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:15 pm
by lemur68_Archive
busbus wrote:
lemur68 wrote:
Wanted: War Kitten (Columbus)
Reply to: comm-805351091@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-20, 4:45PM EDT


Looking for a war kitten to adopt. Must be dexterous, heroic, and willing to be accurate when engaging a litter box. Email with stats and terms of enlistment contract.


I am fairly certain that, if I had the capability, I would drop the bomb on this person.


I dunno, I'm tempted to see if they would want one of my rescues, once I figure out if they're actually wanting a cat.

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:17 pm
by busbus_Archive
You have some bad behaving kitties? My parents once threatened to send me to military school. :)

The Comedy of Craigslist

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:30 pm
by lemur68_Archive
busbus wrote:You have some bad behaving kitties? My parents once threatened to send me to military school. :)


These kittens are two girls and a boy, and my vet told me that if I still have them when they reach sexual maturity, I should at the very least get the boy's harbls chopped, as he WILL try to fuck his sisters.* I can't be having two-faced flipper kittens up in my piece.

*her exact words.