the Classical wrote:

tommydski wrote:i love silkworm more than life itself but that song 'beyond repair' on 'blueblood' is cringingly horrible.

this song is brilliant and hilarious

rocker654 wrote:

Sebastian J. wrote:any Madonna song as well, but ....

LICK IT UP, LICK IT UP OHHHHHHH YEAH !


thats wins the prize.

Concurrence.

alex maiolo wrote:

rocker654 wrote:

Sebastian J. wrote:any Madonna song as well, but ....

LICK IT UP, LICK IT UP OHHHHHHH YEAH !


thats wins the prize.

Concurrence.

Not so fast...

Battle to the death between Lick It Up and I Wanna Sex You Up by Color Me Badd.

Before I get to the lyrics, consider the band:
A poor man's Kenny G, which is *really* poor.
A token black man that looks vaguely like Arsinio.
A poor man's George Micheal, which is *really* poor.
A guy who looks like a gay porn star reject (I mean, even more than the other guys).

They had Prince-ish titles:
All 4 Love
Got 2 Have U

They also "got their Latino on":
I Adore Mi Amore

They had an eponymous theme song, which tells us why they are so goddam badd, plus another called CMB, which decrys racism (it's bad, you know...)

But worst of all, the "hit" song.
So, uh "check it, 'G's"

COLOR ME BADD - "I WANNA SEX YOU UP"
Come inside, take off your coat, I'll make you feel at home.
Now let's pour a glass of wine 'cause now we're all alone.
I've been waiting for you girl, just let me hold you close to me,
'Cause I've been dyin' for you girl, to make love to me.

Girl, you make me feel real good.
We can do it 'til we both wake up.
...because nothing beats "sexing" while you're asleep, right?
Girl, you know I'm hooked on you,
And this is what I'll do...

I wanna sex you up.
All night.
You make me feel real good.
I wanna rub you down.
I wanna sex you up.

Let me take off all your clothes.
We'll disconnect the phone so nobody knows.
Let me light a candle,
So that we can make it better.
Makin' love until we drown.
...in what fluid? Drowning requires fluid. Perhaps "santorum?"

Girl, you know it feels real good.
We can do it 'til we both wake up.
Girl, you know I'm hooked on you.
And this is what I'll do.

*CHORUS*

Make sweet lovin' all night long...
(I wanna sex you up)
Feels so right it can't be wrong...
Don't be shy girl rescue me...
(i wanna sex you up)
Open up your heart and I'll set you free


Really, when you consider the whole package, this has to be the winner.

-A

alex maiolo wrote:"I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd

Excuse me, where have I seen you?
They tend to ask me
A humble answer I give them
As we start to get closer
But then even more so
They all persist on rubbing my torso
I'm Latin but I ain't wrapping in satin
No, that old disco look just ain't happening
I'm fresh and new and making my debut
So let me run this information by you
It's true we outdo, it has become an issue
Love 'em and leave 'em fast we won't miss you
It's tradition we're well conditioned
We outlast the competition, so listen
We don't care too much about kissing
No, we know just what you've been missing
We're straight out and blunt
We don't put up with stunts
Baby, you know what we want

Don't play shy, don't expect long good-byes
These are some of the rules that we go by
No demands and forget holding hands
Please, not around our friends
We intend to hold on to our image
Don't try to cross that line of scrimmage
Don't say you weren't aware, so have yourself prepared
And beware, this is a one-time love affair
See, that's as far as it goes, it's our motto
And you thought you won the Lotto
Waiting to claim your prize you go unrecognized
Huh! How's that for a surprise?
So save yourself from confusion and sorrow
Don't even think about tomorrow
Tonight's the night, enjoy!
We're here to make some noise
Let me hear the pitch in your voice

Smoother than James Bond you wake and we're gone
So you wonder what you did wrong
Huh! Don't be blaming yourself, it's a must that we vanish
Here's the scoop straight to you, but in Spanish . . .
Oye nena, rubia o morena, mi excusa esta en mis venas
Soy un simple mujeriego no lo niego ni miento
Soy latino cien por ciento
Asi que piensa lo bien si no es conmigo con quien es?
Responds de una vez
No te me hagas la importante la dificil o atorrante
Al cabo tengo mas amantes
No te prometo nada saldrias por donde entrastes
Yo no pienso molestarte
Asi que no me busques, me sigas, me asustes
Busca otro que te la ajuste

Now there it is laid out plain and simple
In Spanish but on tempo
Can't comprehend at all, confused or in a hole?
What's the matter? No habla espanol?
If that's the case then no need to worry
Bust out the dictionary
You want some inside info
Wanna know what you're in for
Look up right under "nympho"

Oh yea...
In my dreams I 'vision myself at the ocean
Beautiful girls rubbin' me down with some lotion
Even though you know I flow as cold as an ice cube
Let me tell you how it is to make love on an inner tube
Floatin' on water while splashin' waves on your body
Flwoni' and goin', now pump it, pump it, Hottie
See, I wanna get loose with you, is that all right?
Girl, I wanna' do it outside, under the moonlight
And get on down so we can make that love
You be the hand and Iceman'll be the glove
This is your fantasy, your highest dream
Fulfillin' all your pleasures the utmost extreme

Yea...Life is just a fantasy...Yea...

Now, let me take you out so we can wine and dine
As I pull you close you pull your lips next to mine
Oh yeah, you like it like that
You like it like I do and that's where it's at
So later on that night as we got in my car
It started up again we didn't get very far
You made it very clear that you were not in fear
Leaned over to me and started kissin' my ear
Oh girl, you feel so good
You couldn't wait to get home and I understood
As we got busy, then I pulled up in the driveway
You said follow me 'cause we're gonna do it my way
Walked in the front door you startin' strippin' clothes
Turned off the lights and assumed the pose
Closer and closer, hot anticipation
You walked into the closet, came out in some lace 'nd
I almost lost my mind, but I kept it in tact
The lace you was wearin' ohhh, I got an attack
'Cause this is your fantasy, your highest dream
Fulfillin' all your pleasures to the utmost extreme

Yea...Life is just a fantasy
Yea...Life is just a fantasy

Come on baby and let me be your toy
I'll let you do as you wish just to give you joy
And get down, I know you wanna' get loose
Let's do it like a train and I'll be the caboose
Or better yet, I'll take you higher, I think that it's time
To make love to you baby on cloud number nine
As we start pumpin', sweat pour down my chest
And that's when you know Vanilla Ice is the best
You say ooh, ah, ooh, ooh, ah
I don't know what it means but I like it a lot
This is your fantasy, your highest dream
Fulfillin' all your pleasures to the utmost extreme
Yea...Life is just a fantasy
O yea...Life is just a fantasy...Oh girl...