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Marsupialized wrote:Thank you so much for the pounding, it came in handy.
Lonesome Bulldog wrote:Marsupialized wrote:God I fucking hate those nasty padded toilet seats, who's nasty sick disgusting idea were those things?
Ever go in and the seat is still warm from whoever was there before you?
I cannot think of anything more vile right now.
Worst invention. Might as well make the seat out of that fuzzy shag lid-cover material and just shampoo the damn thing. You know when you enter someone's dank lavatory and you see they have one of those things, an old one with a million cracks in the plastic skin, and there are little triangles of the surface missing so you see the cheap foam rubber that's like a urine sponge, you just know right then that this person had a really fucked up childhood, has serious sexual disorders and possibly 6 toes or a vestigal tail.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
Pibroch wrote:I don't cover the toilet seat, though if there's little pee drops left I usually spit and wipe the seat off.
I do throw about fifteen squares of TP in there before I sit though, to counter splashback. Nothing worse than an explosive bomb going off and getting shrapnel on the boys.
Josef K wrote:...your sphincter has returned to it's naturally taught state.
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