Rush?

Crap
Total votes: 62 (57%)
Not Crap
Total votes: 47 (43%)
Total votes: 109

Band: Rush

81
m.koren wrote:RUSH TONITE !!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


Sadly, I'll be retiring the Geddy avatars after today. Who's next ? I'm thinking Chad Kroeger (Nickelback) or Lindsay Lohan.


Fuck that, just do Rush album covers instead.

Also: I read over my earlier annihilation of them and felt it was somewhat unfair (I'm not sure if it was in this thread or not), so the hell with it, I'll give them another chance. Geddy's vocals and Neil's lyrics drive me up the fucking wall though, so I'm honestly not too hopeful.
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Band: Rush

83
SecondEdition wrote:Fuck that, just do Rush album covers instead.


Actually, I just spotted an ad in the local paper from a bunch of guys looking for a singer. They're doing a Rush tribute called 'Fly By Night'. With a wig, I'd totally make a great Geddy (if I could actually sing). Oh well, they'll probably be looking for a long time. Will go see.

RUSH CONCERT REVIEW
MAY 29, GM PLACE, VANCOUVER BC, CANADA

- Got a shitty seat. Turns out that my row 17 was actually the row 17 of a section in the stands, not the floor. :cry: And I have to twist my neck to the right (for three hours) to watch the stage

-I note that there's tons of young, beautiful women there. WTF ? Am I at a Rush concert ?

- I note a disproportionate number of redheads in the crowd. It figures, seeing as the Irish like music that compliments galloping through the forest on horseback. Or jousting.

- After a few minutes sitting alone, I get sandwiched between two very 'agreeable' individuals. On my left, a coked-up white-trash cougar and her equally coked-up date. I remember her dancing to most of their radio hits and saying very loudly that she wanted Geddy and Alex to "shut the fuck up and let Neil Peart play his solo". Yeah, okay.

On my right are two brothers, tattooed and dressed in black. They're quite drunk. The guy closest to me starts by saying he's seen Rush eight times and how Neil Peart is his hero, how Peart was his musical main influence when he played drums back in high scholl blah blah blah... I tell him that I think Peart is pretty good, but also that Bonham is my favorite. Dude winces and then he's like, "No, Bonham's alright but Peart is just so...precise." He says this with more than a hint of irritation and anger so I decide to let it be and not tell him that I (and most rock fans) think Bonham is a hell of a lot better.

-A black Border Collie keeps wandering across the stage and I'm thinking that I've never seen a dog onstage before. Weird.

-Band starts with Limelight and the sound is actually really good (for a stadium) Sadly, the band look like ants and we have to rely on giant video screens to even see them clearly :cry:

-Band does way too many new songs and lots of obscure shit from the eighties. Remarkably, they don't even do Fly By Night, Closer To The Heart (or anything else from Farewell To Kings), and nothing from their first album.

-A couple guys in the aisle below us start throwing cans and cups at this wasted hesher four aisles down and all just 'cause he's out of his chair and rocking-out really hard. Everytime anything hits him from behind, he just turns around, stares them in the eye as if to say 'fucking bring it !'.
I decide I like that guy.

-Band takes a half-hour break and I wait in a line of a hundred doudes just to take a piss.

-Band comes out again and does a few 'suites' of 2112. For this, Geddy whips out a black Rick 4001 and the crowd freaks the fuck out out.

-The drum solo happens at some point in the set and admittedly, it's pretty painful. In a cold and calculated way, no less. He even butchers some Big-Band stuff that he plays along to. Gross.

-Eventually, they do Tom Sawyer and YYZ to close the night and that's about it.

7.5 out of 10
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on

ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.

Band: Rush

84
Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:
m.koren wrote:A relative told me that Geddy Lee was voted Time Magazine's (Canadaian edition) sexiest man 'round about 1980.


That's about as relative as it gets.


LLOL

Band: Rush

85
m.koren wrote:
SecondEdition wrote:Fuck that, just do Rush album covers instead.


Actually, I just spotted an ad in the local paper from a bunch of guys looking for a singer. They're doing a Rush tribute called 'Fly By Night'. With a wig, I'd totally make a great Geddy (if I could actually sing).


I don't think Geddy can sing either, so you're all set!

RUSH CONCERT REVIEW
MAY 29, GM PLACE, VANCOUVER BC, CANADA

- Got a shitty seat. Turns out that my row 17 was actually the row 17 of a section in the stands, not the floor. :cry: And I have to twist my neck to the right (for three hours) to watch the stage


ouch. That blows...

-I note that there's tons of young, beautiful women there. WTF ? Am I at a Rush concert ?


Yes. You're at a Canadian Rush concert. Doesn't that explain it all?


- After a few minutes sitting alone, I get sandwiched between two very 'agreeable' individuals. On my left, a coked-up white-trash cougar and her equally coked-up date. I remember her dancing to most of their radio hits and saying very loudly that she wanted Geddy and Alex to "shut the fuck up and let Neil Peart play his solo". Yeah, okay.

On my right are two brothers, tattooed and dressed in black. They're quite drunk. The guy closest to me starts by saying he's seen Rush eight times and how Neil Peart is his hero, how Peart was his musical main influence when he played drums back in high scholl blah blah blah... I tell him that I think Peart is pretty good, but also that Bonham is my favorite. Dude winces and then he's like, "No, Bonham's alright but Peart is just so...precise." He says this with more than a hint of irritation and anger so I decide to let it be and not tell him that I (and most rock fans) think Bonham is a hell of a lot better.


People now go to Rush shows specifically to see Neil wank all over the kit? There are two other members of the band...and they write the, y'know, MUSIC...oy.


-Band does way too many new songs and lots of obscure shit from the eighties. Remarkably, they don't even do Fly By Night, Closer To The Heart (or anything else from Farewell To Kings), and nothing from their first album.


Do their new songs suck?

-Band comes out again and does a few 'suites' of 2112. For this, Geddy whips out a black Rick 4001 and the crowd freaks the fuck out out.


They didn't even do the whole thing?


-Eventually, they do Tom Sawyer and YYZ to close the night and that's about it.


Sounds pretty perfunctory. Did you see the South Park intro that was made for Rush by the South Park guys for "Tom Sawyer"?
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Band: Rush

86
SecondEdition wrote:I don't think Geddy can sing either, so you're all set!


Explain how Geddy can't sing.

SecondEdition wrote:Do their new songs suck?


They don't rock out too much, so that's kinda 'suck'.

SecondEdition wrote:They didn't even do the whole thing?


They did the most rockin' parts including 'Passage To Bankok'.

SecondEdition wrote: Did you see the South Park intro that was made for Rush by the South Park guys for "Tom Sawyer"?


Yeah, they played that clip on the video screen before they went in to 'Tom Sawyer'.
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on

ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.

Band: Rush

87
m.koren wrote:
SecondEdition wrote:I don't think Geddy can sing either, so you're all set!


Explain how Geddy can't sing.



Oh, fine then...yes, the guy can hit notes and all that. But he sounds like a teapot! So, all right - yes, he can sing, but the timbre and pitch of his voice drive me crazy. Why can't he sing a little lower? As it is, he comes off vocally like some awful cross between Robert Plant and Jon Anderson, with all the vocal tics and ear-piercing range, but almost none of the power and charisma.
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Band: Rush

88
SecondEdition wrote:Oh, fine then...yes, the guy can hit notes and all that. But he sounds like a teapot! So, all right - yes, he can sing, but the timbre and pitch of his voice drive me crazy. Why can't he sing a little lower? As it is, he comes off vocally like some awful cross between Robert Plant and Jon Anderson, with all the vocal tics and ear-piercing range, but almost none of the power and charisma.


A teapot ! I like that. He does sing a lot lower these days. And you're trying to tell me John Anderson had power ? Go home, eh.
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on

ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.

Band: Rush

89
m.koren wrote:
SecondEdition wrote:Oh, fine then...yes, the guy can hit notes and all that. But he sounds like a teapot! So, all right - yes, he can sing, but the timbre and pitch of his voice drive me crazy. Why can't he sing a little lower? As it is, he comes off vocally like some awful cross between Robert Plant and Jon Anderson, with all the vocal tics and ear-piercing range, but almost none of the power and charisma.


A teapot ! I like that. He does sing a lot lower these days. And you're trying to tell me John Anderson had power ? Go home, eh.


Robert Plant had power and charisma. Jon Anderson had charisma and some power, yeah. (Come on: anyone who can make a line like "Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there" a goddamn hook has charisma.) He's not sounding as if he's "wavering" vocally, which Geddy does on "Tom Sawyer" - e.g. the "gets by on you" line. I should've delineated the line a little more clearly.
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Band: Rush

90
SecondEdition wrote:
m.koren wrote:
SecondEdition wrote:
I don't think Geddy can sing either, so you're all set!


Explain how Geddy can't sing.



Oh, fine then...yes, the guy can hit notes and all that. But he sounds like a teapot! So, all right - yes, he can sing, but the timbre and pitch of his voice drive me crazy. Why can't he sing a little lower? As it is, he comes off vocally like some awful cross between Robert Plant and Jon Anderson, with all the vocal tics and ear-piercing range, but almost none of the power and charisma.



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