"i'm a wild one,
i'm gonna break the news,
i'm gonna tell it to the jews,
i'm a real wild child."

"Once,
Twice,
Thrice times a lay-day..."

I think it was Ellen who said the first time she heard "More Than a Woman" by the Bee Gees, she thought it was

"bald headed woman
bald headed woman to mee.."

caix wrote:"Once,
Twice,
Thrice times a lay-day..."

once
twice
three times you're pregnant

"who wrote the book of love" - the monotones

"chapter 1 says you fuck her / you fuck her with all your parts / chapter 2 you tell her / that you're never, ever, ever, ever, ever gonna fart / chapter 3 says "blowjob" is the meaning of romance / in chapter 4 you break up, but you can still get in her pants"

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"scenes from an italian restaurant" - billy joel

"take a bottle of red, a fuckin' bottle of white..."

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"after the goldrush" - neil young

it doesn't really matter WHERE you fit it, it could be pretty much any line of the song, but i like changing the lyrics to:

"you were talkin' 'bout cunnilingus, with your grandma in the yard"

I was reminded of two tonight The Beatles 'Ticket To Ride' a friend of mine sang it like this once and it stuck ever since:My ba-by don-key!Also, 'So Long, Marianne' by Leonard CohenYou left when I told you I was curious, I never said that I was braaaavebecomesYou left when I told you I was curious, I never said that I was gaaaay

ubercat wrote:Season ticket on a one way ride.If that is wrong (and I admit it's never made that much sense?) - what do you propose as the actual, correct lyric then?

'who else is gonna give you a broken highway'

jayryan wrote:and fugazi, latin roots: "it's time to be jamaican, it's time to be jamaican".(it's time to meet your makers)My girlfriend and I always sing: "It's time to meet Jamaicans."

A guy in my jr. high biology class sang this to the tune of 'Dancing With MyselfAnd when I get a chanceI'm pulling down my pantsAnd I'll be playing with myselfeh, had to be there