I just cant seem to help swearing.

It is very stereotypical of cockney families to so i guess i cant help it.

I am very good at it and I love it.

How about you cunts.

I need to say that most of my threads are serious and do require responses. even if you have promised yourself not to entertain me please do.

I'm absolutely convinced that my son's first word will be "motherfucker". Although I fucking swear to fucking god that I heard the little bastard say "shit" the other day.

Goddamn motherfucking children.

And Rysie - I love hearing Cockney folk say "fuckin cunt". That shit cracks me up. You should do it more often. I wish this board had sound.

I swear quite a bit in everyday life, but I have never once in my entire life sworn in front of my parents. It would be perfectly acceptable, as they are nowhere near uptight and swear quite a bit themselves but for some reason I just can't bring myself to do it.

Marsupialized wrote:I swear quite a bit in everyday life, but I have never once in my entire life sworn in front of my parents. It would be perfectly acceptable, as they are nowhere near uptight and swear quite a bit themselves but for some reason I just can't bring myself to do it.

I swear in front of my parents, but my mother always says, "Major! Hush up!", or something to that effect.

But, every now and then, she'll get really mad or will just be in a funny mood and tell me to "fuck right off."

It's weird, but it's fucking hilarious.

same here.

Its really funny because if I tell them a joke or repeat a story with swearing in I still feel really naughty.

that sounds gay but you know what I mean.

my favourite thing is cuntfucker really fast.

rysie wrote:It is very stereotypical of cockney families to so i guess i cant help it.

Ah shite, now I'm going to think of Cockney Wanker from Viz whenever I read your posts

I swear in the company of my parents. They do it, I do it. The one thing they don't allow for is "goddamn", for reasons of tradition.

It is uncool to swear in the company of children. They will learn to believe it is proper behaviour, and are led to think it's okay to call everyone that disagrees with them a "cancerous dog" (a particularly nasty Dutch swearword).

My girlfriend never swears, and this has led me to tone it down a bit to. A bit.

Still, not crap.

I say, “fuckin’ go for it”. As an antipodean it is my cultural right to swear far-too-fucking-often, not unlike the English Upper-Class, who have the worst swearing habit this side of Southern Italy.

sunlore wrote:I swear in the company of my parents. They do it, I do it. The one thing they don't allow for is "goddamn", for reasons of tradition.

It is uncool to swear in the company of children. They will learn to believe it is proper behaviour, and are led to think it's okay to call everyone that disagrees with them a "cancerous dog" (a particularly nasty Dutch swearword).

My girlfriend never swears, and this has led me to tone it down a bit to. A bit.

Still, not crap.

But you gotta admit when a little kid swears it's pretty funny.
I was over at a dinner party type deal for this girl I work with, she's going on and on about what a little angel her kid is all night. The kid comes waddling in out of nowhere and says 'mommy the dog is being an asshole again'
I am still laughing about that shit.

Marsupialized wrote:But you gotta admit when a little kid swears it's pretty funny.

Four Things that will NEVER Cease to be Funny

1. Dick Jokes
2. Fart Jokes
3. LITTLE KIDS SWEARING
4. People Falling Down.

From the classic film "Uncle Buck":

Maisy: My uncle put our socks in the microwave.

Teacher: Why did he do that?

Maisy: Because he couldn't get the goddamn dryer to work.

Teacher: Blasphemy!