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The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 1:04 pm
by Major_Archive
will you take 2 half dollars?
Reply to:
sale-120649069@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-12-26, 11:20PM CST
I dont have 10 dimes or 20 nickels but i do got 2 half dollars will u take those coke machine does not take half dollar or susan b anthonys so i must have dollar to buy my COKE
this is in or around houston
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
120649069
Please share humorous craigslist.org postings from your area. Post holiday work is boring.
The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 1:06 pm
by Peripatetic_Archive
The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 3:41 pm
by Eksvplot_Archive
i'm outta the loop, obviously... what is "craigslist" exactly? a bunch of classified ads?
The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:23 am
by JeremyLemos_Archive
http://chicago.craigslist.org/adg/120962635.html
Seven friends are getting together for their annual night of poker, drinks and cigars. We are looking for a topless waitress to work for two to three hours (serving beers, lighting cigars and dealing the occassional game of cards). Must have a fun personality. Compensation is high for the right girl. If interested, please e-mail pictures and compensation you are seeking.
russ? steve? why didn't you tell us about THIS game you were hosting?
The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:53 am
by seaneldon_Archive
Eksvplot wrote:i'm outta the loop, obviously... what is "craigslist" exactly? a bunch of classified ads?
think that, but way funnier. internet site where you can browse locally or not so locally for a job, a new guitar, a car, drugs, a one night stand, a TV...
it's amazing.
and i make about $1000 a month selling stupid crap on there that i haven't used in ages. i sold a leather vibrating office chair for 30 dollars more than i paid for it new.
The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:56 am
by Major_Archive
http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/120984053.html
Looking for Lady who is into Tea Bagging.... - m4w - 46
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Reply to:
pers-120984053@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-12-28, 11:31AM CST
If you don't know what tea bagging is, then please don't respond. If you do then please email me and lets discus$ detail$
this is in or around Houston
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
120984053
The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:58 am
by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
Some poor man in Boise, Italia, has
lost his heart.
The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:09 pm
by seaneldon_Archive
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Some poor man in Boise, Italia, has
lost his heart.
INK-REDIBLE.
The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:20 pm
by Major_Archive
This guy's got some class, innit?
http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/120979805.html
Need Girl to Carpe Penis!! - m4w - 50
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Reply to:
pers-120979805@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-12-28, 11:16AM CST
I don't want anything except a woman who wants to seize my penis and use it until she is completely satisfied. Leave all the relationsuip baggage behind, forget about all the courtship - just reach out and go for it. I will not say no to any woman with the courage to reach for what she really wants....
this is in or around Galleria
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
120979805
The Comedy of Craigslist
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:21 pm
by seaneldon_Archive
i wonder what goes on in the minds of the dudes who post pictures of their dongs. especially the dudes with terrible body hair/acne.