O Thong:

You fill me with lust (I'm with Sisqo)
Total votes: 13 (35%)
You fill me with disgust (I'm with Simmo)
Total votes: 24 (65%)
Total votes: 37

" Sexy" Item of clothing: The Thong

1
I wish to specify that this is a pangender and pansexual crap/not crap.

The thong: acceptable under no circumstances. No ass can pull it off. There is nothing worse than seeing some little bit of string riding up the back of someone's asscrack and sticking out above their trousers/skirt. They are sexually reppellent.

The thong: I do not salute you. You are not sexy, you are not even ergonomic; you are CRAP.

And you? Are you with him:

Image


or me?

Image
Rick Reuben wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.


Image

" Sexy" Item of clothing: The Thong

4
But he has mine.

Thongs, like Irish music and fisting, are not for everyone. But some asses can indeed pull it off and when they do, it's sublime. Nothing left to the imagination, so I can't say the thong holds any mystery. But what it lacks in atmosphere, it makes up for in dirty.

Thongs for men? Absolutely never. It can only go badly.

NOT CRAP with a WF of 4 for the gender/fatties exclusions.
You had me at Sex Traction Aunts Getting Vodka-Rogered On Glass Furniture

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests