The thong: acceptable under no circumstances. No ass can pull it off. There is nothing worse than seeing some little bit of string riding up the back of someone's asscrack and sticking out above their trousers/skirt. They are sexually reppellent.
The thong: I do not salute you. You are not sexy, you are not even ergonomic; you are CRAP.
And you? Are you with him:

or me?
