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I wish to specify that this is a pangender and pansexual crap/not crap.

The thong: acceptable under no circumstances. No ass can pull it off. There is nothing worse than seeing some little bit of string riding up the back of someone's asscrack and sticking out above their trousers/skirt. They are sexually reppellent.

The thong: I do not salute you. You are not sexy, you are not even ergonomic; you are CRAP.

And you? Are you with him:



or me?

Do you suppose Sisqo has any money left? His hair, and his song are crimes. Go away thongs.

That is the second time I have accidently voted incorrectly. Look for the hanging chad. Sisqo has one less vote than it appears.

But he has mine.

Thongs, like Irish music and fisting, are not for everyone. But some asses can indeed pull it off and when they do, it's sublime. Nothing left to the imagination, so I can't say the thong holds any mystery. But what it lacks in atmosphere, it makes up for in dirty.

Thongs for men? Absolutely never. It can only go badly.

NOT CRAP with a WF of 4 for the gender/fatties exclusions.

Also, 'no visible panty-lines' as a rationale for thonging is a conceit that I can really get behind.

kerble wrote:Also, 'no visible panty-lines' as a rationale for thonging is a conceit that I can really get behind.

Ah! The joke! She is to laugh-making.

Thongs are floss for your buttcrack.

I wear them when I wear dresses, but do not enjoy it. Thongs were most definitely invented by a man.

I like Sisqo's hair.

Thongs: expensive strings that smell of poo

I once had a woman tell me "It's going to go up there anyways" but I still have to vote crap.

I find that the 'boy cut' style of ladies drawers is more aesthetically pleasing.

Gadonk-a-donk

kerble wrote:'no visible panty-lines'

burun wrote:I wear them when I wear dresses

These thongs are serving the practical purposes for the ladies.

Please, putzes- meet an actual lady sometime.

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