Once beat a tennis pro's kid to win a singles tournament.
I held the grade school spelling bee title until this girl Erin showed up and cleaned my clock.
Ever been number one at anything?
2-1st chair drummer grades 5-9 (unfortunately, I haven't progressed much since)
-1st of my friends to start shaving
-I had sex with a virgin
Yeah, kind of pathetic.
-1st of my friends to start shaving
-I had sex with a virgin
Yeah, kind of pathetic.
**Do we need the other Chemical Bros. records??
Ever been number one at anything?
3In 7th grade track, I got first place in the 300 meter hurdles at one meet.
The only thing was, I didn't actually run the race.
I accepted that blue ribbon with pride though.
True story.
The only thing was, I didn't actually run the race.
I accepted that blue ribbon with pride though.
True story.
drew patrick wrote:Peripatetic will win.
Ever been number one at anything?
5I've always thought I'd be pretty good at a Tractor Pull. Probably even number one.
drew patrick wrote:Peripatetic will win.
Ever been number one at anything?
6MajorEverettMiller wrote:-1st chair drummer grades 5-9 (unfortunately, I haven't progressed much since)
-1st of my friends to start shaving
-I had sex with a virgin
Yeah, kind of pathetic.
you forgot 'ultimate dicksucker'.
kerble is right.
Ever been number one at anything?
7kerble wrote:MajorEverettMiller wrote:-1st chair drummer grades 5-9 (unfortunately, I haven't progressed much since)
-1st of my friends to start shaving
-I had sex with a virgin
Yeah, kind of pathetic.
you forgot 'ultimate dicksucker'.
"Honorable Mention" is NOT 1st place.
Still proud of myself.
**Do we need the other Chemical Bros. records??
Ever been number one at anything?
8Peripatetic wrote:I've always thought I'd be pretty good at a Tractor Pull. Probably even number one.
There's a signature by the way. If anyone wants it...
drew patrick wrote:Peripatetic will win.
Ever been number one at anything?
9I won a Jackie Gleason sound-alike contest when I was 11. Got myself some sweet Honeymooners swag! I was the envy of the comic convention.
Ever been number one at anything?
10I got a citation for a year without moving any violations from the State of Illinois once.
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