I suggest you stab as many people in the face as you can get away with.

oh hush.

there are some great bands playing:
Silver Joos
Mission of Burma
Os Mutantes
Yo La Tengo
Liars
Danielson
maybe even Spoon

which is exactly 6 bands better than Vice fest and exactly as many bands playing touch and go that I have any interest of seeing.


you people.

Let's not forget Jay Ryan and the other fine poster artists who will be part of Flatstock 9, which is taking place at the Pitchfork fest.

If you stab Jay Ryan, I'm going to be really mad at you.

No one gets away with stabbing Jay Ryan.

i should hope not.

Sick room is going to have another booth...

Stab!
Stab!
Stab!

i have stared at my keyboard for a long time, but cannot think of an appropriate response to stabby cat.