what's the WORST nicolas cage movie?

con air
Total votes: 3 (13%)
face/off
Total votes: 6 (25%)
world trade center
Total votes: 5 (21%)
gone in 60 seconds
Total votes: 5 (21%)
the rock
Total votes: 3 (13%)
the family man
Total votes: 2 (8%)
Total votes: 24

nicolas cage

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The family man was terrible The worst part was I saw it on a plane and couldn't fall asleep, captive audiences man.
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nicolas cage

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There's no way The Rock is a crap film. Sean Connery is great in it.


"Your besht? Loshersh alwaysh whine about their besht; winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen."

"Pershonally, I think you're a fucking idiot."

So good.
"Why stop now, just when I'm hating it?" - Marvin

nicolas cage

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i co-formed a film club at the university i went to which only showed bad films to see if people would still come. they did as well.

our crowning triumph was a poster for the film club which went up everywhere around the campus which proclaimed the following in bold capital letters -

CONAIR.
TWICE.


it was the best turn out we ever had.
yes, we ran the film twice back to back.
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nicolas cage

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Just yesterday I saw him in The Weatherman and it was actually pretty good. Not great, but enjoyable enough.

Mr Cage! You were pretty good in The Weatherman! Your performance in Leaving Las Vegas was commendable! In both of these movies, you play a degenerate. I have no idea what this means.

Bravo all the same!

All the others? Shame on you, Mr Cage!


Cage's uncle is Francis Ford Coppola but he didn't want any favors in Hollywood so he changed his name from Coppola to Cage in honor of the musician John Cage.

Very admirable Mr Cage!


For your next film, I think you should play a cowboy!




Edit:Hey! You were also very good in Adaptation. Again, you play the degenerate! Strange!
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nicolas cage

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Nicolas Cage has been pretty much shit in every film he's ever been in. He is a shit actor. He over acts. The slack I'll cut him is for Birdy, and it's so long ago since I seen it I can't remember if he was any good. I remember liking the film though.
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