The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:24 am
What's the worst bar you've ever found yourself dragged to?
Worst as in most lame, horrible.
As many Lincoln Park yuppie dickhead bars as I could put at the top of my list I gotta say my vote is for a little place called Studio 63 on 63rd and Harlem in Summit, Illinois.
It's a middle aged singles dance club. One of my friends who is not in the least bit picky about his poon, this is his regular spot.....he's taken some real blue ribbon pigs out of this place over the years lemmie tell ya.
I used to be roomies with him and every Friday night he'd go out to '63 and a few hours later come home with some hideous beast to befoul in the backroom for a few hours.
I had to see this place for myself and jesus fucking christ you'd think I had a pork chop hanging around my neck the way these hungry hungry hippos swarmed me the second I stepped into that room. It's unreal.
The girl to guy ratio is probably 4 to 1 and they are ALL fat and drunk and horny. The upside is any halfway alright dude walkin in there ain't gonna pay for one drink all night....these tubbos just can't wait to buy you another shot, getcha drunk enough where you wont notice that they are basically 350 pounds of gelatinous goo with eyes and a mouth.
It's quite a scene, man.
They have a hundred weird rules about how you can dress and whatnot to get in, I guess because that's kind of a gangbanger neighborhood but I remember them giving me shit about my shirt, my shoes, my hat AND my pants...then fucking with me about my ID as well. You'd think the place is packed with secret agents and supermodels from the hassle they give you at the door.
Check it:
http://www.studio63nightclub.com/
Worst as in most lame, horrible.
As many Lincoln Park yuppie dickhead bars as I could put at the top of my list I gotta say my vote is for a little place called Studio 63 on 63rd and Harlem in Summit, Illinois.
It's a middle aged singles dance club. One of my friends who is not in the least bit picky about his poon, this is his regular spot.....he's taken some real blue ribbon pigs out of this place over the years lemmie tell ya.
I used to be roomies with him and every Friday night he'd go out to '63 and a few hours later come home with some hideous beast to befoul in the backroom for a few hours.
I had to see this place for myself and jesus fucking christ you'd think I had a pork chop hanging around my neck the way these hungry hungry hippos swarmed me the second I stepped into that room. It's unreal.
The girl to guy ratio is probably 4 to 1 and they are ALL fat and drunk and horny. The upside is any halfway alright dude walkin in there ain't gonna pay for one drink all night....these tubbos just can't wait to buy you another shot, getcha drunk enough where you wont notice that they are basically 350 pounds of gelatinous goo with eyes and a mouth.
It's quite a scene, man.
They have a hundred weird rules about how you can dress and whatnot to get in, I guess because that's kind of a gangbanger neighborhood but I remember them giving me shit about my shirt, my shoes, my hat AND my pants...then fucking with me about my ID as well. You'd think the place is packed with secret agents and supermodels from the hassle they give you at the door.
Check it:
http://www.studio63nightclub.com/
