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30 years of kerble: April 10, 2007 | PARTY Friday the 13th!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:38 pm
by bumble_Archive
Faiz Razi, whom the kids call "kerble", is turning 30.
Thirty.
This is quite a moment, my friends. There will be no surprises this year. There will only be a monstrous spanking machine (schematics to follow).
The party is still coming together, but I do need help. I need people to bring:
- the rock
- the funk
- the pain
- the beat down to anyone who starts singing like Michael McDonald.
Party plans, EDIT: date to be determined, will be posted later. Lock up your moms.
Thank you,
bumble
30 years of kerble: April 10, 2007 | PARTY Friday the 13th!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:45 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
Awesome.
I finally have a chance to wear my birthday suit in public.
30 years of kerble: April 10, 2007 | PARTY Friday the 13th!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:46 pm
by rachael_Archive
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!
I will bring spankings too!
30 years of kerble: April 10, 2007 | PARTY Friday the 13th!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:47 pm
by bumble_Archive
Pshaw. Your spankings will be absorbed into the larger, machine-like system which I have developed specifically for this event.
30 years of kerble: April 10, 2007 | PARTY Friday the 13th!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:47 pm
by the Classical_Archive
happy birthday in advance!
30 years of kerble: April 10, 2007 | PARTY Friday the 13th!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:49 pm
by kerble_Archive
the Classical wrote:happy birthday in advance!
I got a leaked birthday?
30 years of kerble: April 10, 2007 | PARTY Friday the 13th!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:50 pm
by bumble_Archive
kerble wrote:the Classical wrote:happy birthday in advance!
I got a leaked birthday?
Save your crying, nancy.
30 years of kerble: April 10, 2007 | PARTY Friday the 13th!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:50 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
Yo, is dis partee gunna bee awn duh weakened?
30 years of kerble: April 10, 2007 | PARTY Friday the 13th!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:50 pm
by the Classical_Archive
yeah I downloaded it, it's pretty good, I don't know if I'll buy it when it comes out though
30 years of kerble: April 10, 2007 | PARTY Friday the 13th!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:52 pm
by Boombats_Archive
Sonofabitch. I thought I was younger than you.
Happy birthday Faiz!