toomanyhelicopters wrote:holy fucking shit. no joke, holy fucking shit. i think we might be like, siamese twins connected at the part of the brain that considers nose hairs or something. i shit you not, i was just pulling out a nose hair, and then i looked at it and went "damn, that was a long hair. i wonder what other people do about nose hair. hrm" and hit refresh on the electrical site and there's your message. that's some seriously scary shit.
Hey...no problem. it acutally came up in our staff meeting b/t me and a friend. HE brought it up though. i can't take credit for it.
ear hair...oh, that's a motherfucker. i remember the day clearly. i was 16 years old, at Ross the Boss getting my haircut. the woman trimming my neck ran her clippers down my ears to get the peach fuzz off. i thought, "what the fuck are you doing!!!" i knew from that moment on, the hair would begin to grow. i, at 16, knew that a new life of hairy appendages had just begun. that fuckin' bitch! i've been cutting my fucking ears ever since!!!
i have a shaved head ya see, so i can't be havin' no fuzzy ass, hairy ears. the nose hairs...i cut. the pluck hurts too much and it makes me sneeze.