Since all of you are some of the most discriminating individuals on the internet, I thought I should throw this one your way.

We put out this movie 'CLUB SATAN: The Witches Sabbath', and most whack shacks are refusing to carry it because of the blood and Satan.
Isn't sex, blood, and heavy metal a good thing??

http://www.clubsatan.com

Post of the year.

Before I vote, I'd have to see the movie. Send me a copy for review.

One mustn't rush to judgement on these things, so it may be a while before you see my review. It must be analyzed scene by scene, preferably with slow-mo so I can pick up on the little nuances that I'm sure are embedded in it.

Personally I own copies of these, and I have to say Satanic Porn is a BIG not crap.

I've never been into blood mixed with my porn. Or other horror movie imagery, for that matter.


But heavy metal porn? That's cool with me. Can't she just throw the horns while she's getting her around-the-world? That would rule.

satanic porn? that's a massive not crap by default.

Satanic anything is CHEESY. In porn, I guess it has a place, since porn is cheesy too. But anything that takes itself seriously is CRAP. Still, Satanism is the same as Xtianity in its brainless idolatry. Yeah you can use Satanism to "break free" of morals and societal boundaries that have been enforced on you, but you can achieve that in other ways that do not thus bind you to a new set of beliefs/dogmas. And you don't have to hang around a shitload of lame, pompous, opportunistic douchebags that couldn't get laid without "the devil's help." Get a life, Captain Goatee.



EDIT: P.S. Go ahead Satanists, send me your curses and bad vibes. That shit just makes me stronger.

I don't think it's meant to be taken seriously.

sack of smashed assholes wrote:I don't think it's meant to be taken seriously.

Right maybe not the porn, but Satanism as an organized religion DOES have many VERY serious adjudants. Is "adjudants" the right word? Well "members", whatever.

Boombats wrote:Right maybe not the porn, but Satanism as an organized religion DOES have many VERY serious adjudants. Is "adjudants" the right word? Well "members", whatever.

I think you meant "adherents".

I would prefer "suckers" myself.