(This is based on friends and girlfriends of friends, etc, but please, make your voices heard about how wrong and a-typical these findings are)


Girls Get:

Pixies
Modest Mouse
Built to Spill
Sonic Youth
Beck
Beastie Boys
Death Cab for Cutie, etc.
The Dirty Three
Yo La Tengo
Pavement
Wilco
Stereolab
Devo
Slint
Smog
Cat Power
The Shins
Godspeed
Young People
Songs: Ohio
Jawbreaker
Jets to Brazil


Girls don’t get:

Any band w/ Steve Albini
Jesus Lizard
Archers of Loaf
The diverse spectrum of talented and unique bands that Mr. gratified recommends
Fugazi
Boredoms
Ex Models
Polvo
Les Savy Fav
6 Finger Satellite

I have little to add other than "I can't believe your footer says "the Classical."" Salut! big gay LAD.




Ha ha!


"the Classical."

ha!

Faiz

GIRLS THINK WOLF EYES ARE "TOO MACHO."

I think wolf eyes is boring and poopy.

Stop shouting.




Faiz

are you a girl?

No, but your mama is.




Faiz

no, she's an old lady at this point. But like girls, she is cool too. Hell we once even saw Steely Dan together, it was a lot of fun. My mom is rad.

ha ha!

You went and saw Dildo Band with your mom.

That is rad.



Salut! hstencil's mom.



Faiz

yeah and she said "What's that smell?!?" And I said "Mom, that's marijauna." Tense moment.

Pixies - Worst band ever.
Modest Mouse - Second worst band in America.
Built to Spill - Third worst band on a major label.
Sonic Youth - Fourth worst band with over a thousand records.
Beck - Fifth worst band who can barely play guitar.
Beastie Boys - Sixth worst band that is made up of hippies.
Death Cab for Cutie, etc. - Seventh worst band in the entire world.
The Dirty Three - Eighth worst band with fucking violins.
Yo La Tengo - Ninth worst band in jumpsuits.
Pavement -Tenth worst band full of stoners.
Wilco - Eleventh worst band to fall asleep to.
Stereolab - Twelvth worst band in the fucking UK.
Devo - Thirteenth best band with commercials.
Slint - Fourteenth best band that ugly people like.
Smog - Fifteenth worst band in Iraq.
Cat Power - Sixteenth worst band in with pubic hair.
The Shins - Seventeenth worst band with no fat members.
Godspeed - Eighteenth worst band with fucking dreadlocks.
Young People - Nineteenth worst band that belongs in the KKK.
Songs: Ohio - Twentieth worst band in every record store.
Jawbreaker - Twenty-first worst band that is popular with suicidal teenagers.
Jets to Brazil - Twenty-second worst band in the entire world.

Archers of Loaf - I don't understand how this band can be so FUCKING TERRIBLE.

The diverse spectrum of talented and unique bands that Mr. gratified recommends - Fuck him. He's a fucking stretched asshole.

Ex Models - Who gives a fuck?

Les Savy Fav - Oh, these guys. I get it. THEY'RE THE WORST.

6 Finger Satellite - WFC? WHO FUCKING CARES?

HEY, LAD, YOUR FRIENDS ARE STUPID.

You take all the desserts in the world. I hope you die in a cave filled with cats where children come to throw rocks at you.

Love,

Hosoi