Coffee is flavored enough with coffee flavoring. Whether it's the beans that are flavored, flavored creamer or some goddamn syrup ruining the thing, I don't want my coffee to taste like a snickers. And why would anyone put fruit flavor in his coffee?

Shit just pisses me off. Crap.

How do you like your jam?

I enjoy my jam fancy yet unadorned, whole fruit and single fruit only...not to be anal about it or anything.

I usually like to stir coffee into my jam, wakes it up a bit.

Crap.

Hazelnut is the worst of them all.

Every spring, the wife and I go meet with the tax guy in an ancient suburban office building. He always has a fresh pot of hazelnut coffee brewing. We can smell it as soon as we get off the elevator. Stings the nostrils and stinks up the whole floor. We always wonder if the other tenants complain. Truly a sinister aroma.

Coffee should not be manipulated to taste like cookies, or swiss almonds, or caramel fudge, or whatever else. If you like this bullshit, skip the coffee and just go eat a pint of ice cream. That's what you want to do anyway.

I like it black, just like I like my coffee. I have no problem with people putting cream and sugar but putting raspberry flavor or mint or some shit into it is just wrong.

fancyjamtime wrote:I enjoy my jam fancy yet unadorned, whole fruit and single fruit only...

I think I understand. What you're looking for is something simple, understated, yet elegant.

lars wrote:Crap.

Hazelnut is the worst of them all.

Coffee should not be manipulated to taste like cookies, or swiss almonds, or caramel fudge, or whatever else. If you like this bullshit, skip the coffee and just go eat a pint of ice cream. That's what you want to do anyway.

Yes, you said it.

I would go as far to say as anyone who likes flavored coffee has NO TASTE and will never be my friend.

Those Coffee candles that smell like French Vanilla, Snickerdildo or Hazelnutt are even worse. If you burn these candles in your house, go die.

And to anyone who taints a perfectly good public/office/shared coffee maker with flavored coffee, YOU SUCK!

That said, I have no problem with straight up half and half or milk and sugar in coffee.

i prefer a regular medium roast but i must admit that at one of the coffee shops i worked at i was addicted to snickerdoodle when we'd use it as our special. at another coffee shop i worked at i was addicted to pumpkin spice when it was in season... good god.

I've been a coffee jerk for too damn long, and I've always hated the flavor syrup people.

My fucking god...you have to make something so simple so fucking gae. And, at the end of the day, it all just tastes like milk and sugar.

May all flavored coffee drinkers forever feast on a bag of dicks.