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I am the flatpack god

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:05 pm
by pabs_Archive
I just put together a 60 cm wide IKEA shelf unit together inside a 61 cm wide cupboard space.
Was all going well until I realised I'd built the fucker upside down. Took 2 hrs altogether and 2 pints of beer.
There is no IKEA product I can't build in a confined space.

I await my brownie points.

I am the flatpack god

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:10 am
by that damned fly_Archive
2 pints of beer?

wuss.

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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:19 am
by Rimbaud III_Archive
Let me get this straight: you put a flat pack Ikea shelf unit (designed so that they're easy enough to be put together by *monkeys in wheelchairs*) into a space it fits into, but did this upside down and you expect beer and brownies (pervert)?


:wink:






*severity of insult: 50% REDUCED

I am the flatpack god

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:38 am
by johnnyshape_Archive
Rimbaud III wrote:designed so that they're easy enough to be put together by XXXXXXXXX


I think you will enjoy HELL.

I am the flatpack god

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:41 am
by Rimbaud III_Archive
Yeah, you know what, I'm sorry I wrote that. It's not funny.

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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:50 am
by johnnyshape_Archive
Yes it was. Well, I laughed, anyway.

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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:03 am
by burun_Archive
Monkeys in wheelchairs are never funny.

Smoking monkeys? Comedy gold.

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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:07 am
by that damned fly_Archive
monkeys in wheelchairs are about as funny as crippled dogs in those little carts.










reeeal funny.

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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:14 pm
by Boombats_Archive
Those Brownies are hott.

I wanna know what Rimjob III said.

These spambots are getting bored.

I am the flatpack god

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:45 am
by the$inmusicisallmine_Archive
two beers! ha amateur.

if you can put together an entertainment center, two dressers, a bed, a stepped shelving unit (with baskets) and two night stands - whilst supervising two small boys with sticks - whilst consuming at least 7 beers - whilst watching football on TV - all in about 4 hours - and do it all with the shit ass tools they gave you (*), ONLY THEN do you become an IKEA diety.



(* - I had to use my own tools. I could not hack the fucking combo screwdriver/allen wrench thing. )