The case against Mr. Seagal:





Girl It's Alright

And those horrible muscle tops he wears when he performs.

C/NC

Forehead : Steven Seagal.

Seagal sucks.

Fat, Ugly, Kung Fu Blues Yuppie

I mean...hey, what's not to love?

His aikido is the real deal and is absolutely a thing of beauty to watch for those who know.

But in all other respects? If you squeezed his ponytail, vinegar and water would come out.

you guys know that he's supposedly recognized as a reincarnation of a tibetan lama. the "treasure revealer" to be exact.

his record mighta been better if he'd called it "mojo lama."


he also has a dog named fisting.


too bad his movies suck.

Where's the "What a fuckwit" option?

jimmy spako wrote:you guys know that he's supposedly recognized as a reincarnation of a tibetan lama. the "treasure revealer" to be exact.

his record mighta been better if he'd called it "mojo lama."


he also has a dog named fisting.


too bad his movies suck.

yeah, I heard about that while researching a paper on the history of chinese policies towards the panchen lama.

seagal's movies are universally gutter-level trash, but I know that if there was nothing else on I'd watch Under Siege. I actually remember seeing Under Siege 2 in theaters with my dad when I was a youngun. there was some fight on a train, right?

he also owns the jazzmaster that Jimi Hendrix used on "Fire".

crap.

I think Christopher Reeve post pony ride was more expressive than Steven Seagull. Reminds me of wood, good petrified wood.

Written by Steven Seagal..
Directed by Steven Seagal...
Music by Steven Seagal...
In a film by Steven Seagal...

This summer...Steven Seagal...is...

HARD TO WATCH.