i'm going to be a dad soon.

advice?
don't want to mess this up...

1st things first...
either
A) change your name from world of pee.
B) never let him\her know computers exist.


oh, and congrats!

I keeed I keeed.

Congratulations!

Don't freak out, and enjoy being with your kid.

congrats.

i'll second the "don't freak out." it'll come naturally.

Don't turn into a "family friendly" douche.

Hey,CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have an incredible,amazing,unique,unbelievable opportunity,
please don't miss it!!!!
Don't put yourself under pressure trying to plan in advance how
you can be a good father.
Your son/daughter will grow with you,and you'll grow with him/her in
a fantastic trip into this world where you are older with more experience.
Father and son is a relationship completely different than mother and son.
Father and son is a relationship that developpe slowly and deeply intense
at the same time.
The first 3-4-5 years the relatiotionship between you and your son/daughter
will be strongly determined by the relationship between you and your woman.
It's an amazing voyage that you'll appreciate the more you'll be humble,
joyfull,serious and funny.
There isn't any book that can teach you how to be a good dad;
just remember that "it's easy to be father;it's difficult to be a good father".
You can make it;you will for sure!!
Welcome on board sir.
Salut a tutt.
IsotonaG

thanks.
i'll try not to freak out though i think it may be hard.
what's a family friendly douche?

healthy white babies go for upwards of $50,000 on the black market.
i hope your baby is white.

hopelesshomo wrote:healthy white babies go for upwards of $50,000 on the black market.
i hope your baby is white.

your statement is a catch-22:
white babies go on the white market, duh.