Assholes!!

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I know someone here at work stole my cell phone. I put it on silent and I stuck it in the letter holder on my desk Tuesday, where I always put it. As I was pulling out of the parking lot that evening I realized that I had left my phone behind. I decided not to go back for it because I would have to drive way down this divided highway before I could turn around and go back to our office park. I went straight home; I didn't stop anywhere on the way. I am 100% certain I left my phone on my desk. The next morning it was gone.

Assholes!! Losers! What the fuck is wrong with these people? You have to have a college degree to work here - are we not civilized, educated people?

I don't know what you can do with a stolen cell phone besides use it for a few hours or try and sell it. The fucking assholes that work here will steal anything that isn't nailed down. They started locking up the coffee and tea because people were stealing it. Then the hot chocolate started disappearing. A couple of weeks ago someone noticed that 5 cases (cases!) of coffee creamers were gone. What the fuck does someone want with five fucking cases of Land O Lakes Mini Moos!

Fuck these people. I hate them.
Dr. Geek wrote:I once found a soggy dollar floating in a puddle on the side of the street. I carefully picked it out of the water before it sank to the bottom. It smelled funny after it dried.

Assholes!!

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zom-zom wrote:Cleaning people.
I hate to jump to that conclusion. They're... immigrants. It's possible - maybe even likely - but I wouldn't put it past a lot of the douchebags that work here. Most of them are temps because they're too nuts to find real jobs.
Dr. Geek wrote:I once found a soggy dollar floating in a puddle on the side of the street. I carefully picked it out of the water before it sank to the bottom. It smelled funny after it dried.

Assholes!!

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Call and report the phone stolen and cut it off.

A friend had his phone stolen what they did was put in a memory chip and downloaded all the games, ringtones and such you could. He owed thousands (he lost his phone in a theater and discovered it the next morning).

I would not take it personally. If people did not like you they would have super glued it too your desk along with everything on your desk chair and drawers. Was at a office where this was done to a much hated supervisor. They glued his cross pens in the woodblock pen holder and his name plate upsidedown in the block and the block onto the desk. Phone receiver in the phone. It was more than a one man job.

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