The Fell off the wagon thread

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This will be a thread devoted to stories in regards to times you 'fell off the wagon', so to speak.

Maybe you had not had a drink in years, then something happened and you gave in. Hadn't had a smoke in months, then you found yourself puffing away. Maybe drugs are your vice. Masturbation. Pornography. Food. Gambling.
Maybe a woman or man you swore you'd have nothing to do with again crept back in.

Whatever your poison, what made you Succumb to it's call? What was it that drove you back into the warm, loving arms of your old habit?

Did you straighten back out? Do you still struggle to keep it at bay?

Let's hear it.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

The Fell off the wagon thread

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No, not at all.

Not one line of your reply has anything at all to do with the subject at hand.

I now know I would bang Nerblybear's sister, that's it.

That could have been accomplished somewhere else. Start a 'Hey, I have a somewhat attractive sister' thread.

Don't mistake my lack of attacks towards you as of late as weakness.

Don't think you can get comfortable and just kick back and spread your bullshit into my thread.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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About ten years ago I broke a long vegetarian streak with a patty melt at the Vortex in Atlanta. I had driven 15 straight hours overnight from NY and was exhausted and starving. At that point a salad was not going to happen.

Jesus Christ, that was a good burger.
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The Fell off the wagon thread

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Sock OR Muffin? wrote:About ten years ago I broke a long vegetarian streak with a patty melt at the Vortex in Atlanta. I had driven 15 straight hours overnight from NY and was exhausted and starving. At that point a salad was not going to happen.

Jesus Christ, that was a good burger.


Was it a one time thing? Have you crossed back over at any point? Did it send you off into a tailspin?
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

The Fell off the wagon thread

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Sock OR Muffin? wrote:About ten years ago I broke a long vegetarian streak with a patty melt at the Vortex in Atlanta. I had driven 15 straight hours overnight from NY and was exhausted and starving. At that point a salad was not going to happen.

Jesus Christ, that was a good burger.


Millions of years ago, as a family, we were travelling home from holiday and we pulled over on the side of the road and my Mum ran into a bakers to grab some food while we were in a traffic jam. My Dad and my two brothers waited patiently in the summer heat.

My older brother, about 15 at the time, had been vegetarian for some months. We were all a bit sleepy. My Mum handed out the sausage rolls, the clue's in the name, and I sat and watched as he ate his. I knew as they were passed around, what he was about to eat and I could have said something. I just sat there and watched. To make it worse, I then announced that that was the end of his vegetarian streak.

I'm not sure why he tried to punch me.

It was so funny. But writing this has made me realise what a bastard I am. I think I'll call him to apologise. Or send him a sausage roll.
dude, where's my life?

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