Gambling for people who posses no skill set whatsoever.
You don't even have to know how to add.

Exceedingly popular in places dumb fucks like to gather. Churches, Cruise Ships, Texas, etc...




Bingo.

Crap or no crap?

You sunk my battleship!

How do you make an 80 year old lady yell out "FUCK!!"?




Get another 80 year old lady to yell out "Bingo!".


Bingo is not crap. I played a few times at a big bingo hall down south of Houston. They served shitty draft beer and we went there on a few occasions when the greyhound races were rained out but we still felt like gambling. I never won shit. Good place to people watch.

You sunk my battleship!

I enjoy this game - with a sufficient number of cards, you've really got to pay attention to what's going on. With one, I guess it's kinda boring.

Not crap.

We do this in the local pub in our village on a sunday night, it's a winner. The wife and i and some of our buddies go maybe once a month if there's nothing else on, some nights we've won £20 or so. Which is better than a kick in the balls. Usually everyone is drunk, including the caller/ landlady, and it's pretty entertaining.. we've tried to invent some new animal noise/ call outs for the numbers but traditionalists were pretty damning of our attempts. NOT CRAP though only really if done in a pub, with drinking.

Clickety cick! Housey housey aahBingooh!

Is that car in the background a prize? Do I win it if I can stay conscious for ten full seconds after sniffing the chair when she finally gets up?

NOT CRAP YOU FUCKSTICKS!!!

Marsupialized wrote:
Gambling for people who posses no skill set whatsoever.
You don't even have to know how to add.

Exceedingly popular in places dumb fucks like to gather. Churches, Cruise Ships, Texas, etc...

Bingo.

Crap or no crap?

hey, leave my mom out of this...