Wireframe wrote:don't buy cologne from a sex shop.qfp.

For nice skin (everywhere but your face): After bathing, swipe the water off of you with your hands and put on a thin layer of shower and bath oil. It locks the moisture in.(Note: habitually getting the bathmat wet will annoy housemates, so try to stay in the shower.)CVS has a generic version of the expensive Neutrogena stuff. Also: use a sugar and oil combination body scrub a cupla times a week.Mai kranke skyn: i haz it undar kontrol.

Wireframe wrote:My housemates and I bought a bottle of this cologne called LURE. It purported to contain a number of pheromones that stimulate the sexual response in female humans. After extensive no-testing, we got maggot-drunk, dressed in our finest finery and hit the town, safe in the knowledge that these active LURE pheromones would one-hundred-percent-certain result in handfuls of ass for every one of us.I remember vomiting in a garbage bin in the street that had no actual bin in it. Another housemate wisely took a shit in the back garden, avoiding any toilet disasters and the subsequent morning after clean-up.Wireframe's Fragrance Tip For Men - don't buy cologne from a sex shop.Or CVS. My friends played a trick on my old roommate (they were his roommates at the time - long live Maplewood). They bought a bottle of some ungodly interpretation of some Calvin Klein fragrance or another at the local drug store, poured half of it in a cup, and put the cup under his bed.Cue: three weeks of Rick going OH MY GOD WHY DOES MY ROOM SMELL SO AWFUL until he finally tore his room apart, found the cup o'Interpretation, and proceeded to be mocked for going-on-three-years.I highly recommend using this prank on those you love.

Here we may discuss the finer points of grooming, fashion, hair and skin care, TATTOOS, make-up, etc., without unduly disrupting the aluminum beard agenda.I need a fucking hairstylist in Minneapolis who will do right by me for less than $50 a cut. Somebody hook me up.

This cleanser ---- turned out to be too drying after all. At least it only cost me seven bucks.

I've always said I'd never get a tattoo, but as I approach the age of 50, the idea of THUG LIFE tattooed down the length of my arm grows more and more appealing.

I thought of titling this thread something like that, but I'm kind of over the damn hell ass titles at the moment. There's at least one other thread that is Fearsome And Mammoth, Only Allowable, and I liked that title and wanted to emulate it.I only like cologne on men if it's VERY subtle. Nothing worse than somebody who absolutely reeks of Polo, or (shudder) patchouli. Your mileage may vary.

That is excellent, then. Pour it on you.

iembalm wrote:She does have this hand lotion she uses that smells like cucumber that makes me sneeze and puts me in a grumpy mood.Oh, man. The missus has some of this same stuff, I think. It was a gift from my mother, which I am convinced is a way to get back at me.

burun wrote:I don't wear scents per se because I can't smell them, and therefore have no idea if I smell good or like damn hell ass.I do use scented bath stuff, from Lush. I stick to the citrus stuff and I assume I'm OK.Currently using Sexy Peel and Happy Hippy as the bath stuff.Not the cheapest stuff in the world, but good for my sensitive skin. I have a lot of their products in the house.literally can't smell them?