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two funny jokes about hippies...
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:10 pm
by rollerskate_skinny_Archive
Q: how many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: none. hippies only screw in dirty sleeping bags.
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Q: whats red and orange and looks good on a hippie?
A: FIRE!
(you can substitue hippie for indie rocker if you please)
two funny jokes about hippies...
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:43 pm
by SchnappM_Archive
Q. What's the worst thing about 5 hippies going over a cliff in a Monte Carlo?
A. A Monte Carlo seats 6.
two funny jokes about hippies...
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:25 am
by Dr Bismuth_Archive
This shit is bee-youtiful.
two funny jokes about hippies...
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:01 am
by iodizedsalt_Archive
Q: How can you tell if a hippy's been in your house?
A: He's still there.
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Q: How many deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They just watch it burn out and follow it around the country.
two funny jokes about hippies...
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 8:51 am
by scelops_Archive
What's the best place to hide $ from a hippie?
-Under the soap.
two funny jokes about hippies...
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:10 am
by gcbv_Archive
the coincidence being one of these jokes etched into the"1000 Hurts" LP, correct?
The circle is complete.
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Q: What did the hippie say when he went to the Dead concert and didn't drop acid?
A: This band SUCKS.
two funny jokes about hippies...
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 10:43 am
by LIAM_Archive
What did one deadhead say to the other when they ran out of weed?
Dude, this band sucks and you STINK
two funny jokes about hippies...
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 3:07 pm
by jupiter_Archive
Q: How can you tell the difference between a sleeping hippie,
and a dead one?
A: The dead ones smell better.
Q: How do you make a hippie dance around like an idiot?
A: Wait 5 seconds.
(Hey man, it tastes like someone whizzed in my humice.......)
two funny jokes about hippies...
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:45 am
by chris jury_Archive
What's the difference between a hippy and an onion?
-you don't cry when you cut up a hippy
chris
two funny jokes about hippies...
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:45 pm
by Thread Witch_Archive
ARISE!