Let there be smite...

1. Chumbawumba; Turgid, pathetic.... I mean "Your ugly houses" what in the name of fuck is that.

2. Oasis; "Chained to the mirror and the razor blade"... Chained together, set on fire and thrown overboard!

3. Bon Jovi; ...Cause i can...

Smoking was a hobby to me... Smoking provided comfort and solace from whatever problem i was unable to cope with (i also found that when i had toothache smoking would ease the pain) I enjoyed smoking, i didn't want to stop. That was until i worked out that i spent an astonishig amount of cash on cig...

It's like being aware of your tongue, you never notice it till someone brings it up. Then you feel it pressing against your teeth. Jay Yeah thanks for that!!! Now my tongue is all red and sore It's just like the breathing thing; one minute your all fine and dandy, breathing in and out, then the nex...

I am currently employed in relativly senior role within a data management company, this makes me privy to all manner of confidential client data currently in storage. Just yesterday a client requested a box of their data from storage, nothing unusual in that; what was unusual was that the box in que...

On the pathway passing my work entrace I found... A padded envelope containing 800 books of first class stamps... Each book contained 12 stamps... That's 9600 stamps for those counting. 26p per stamp (i think)... £2496.00 worth of stamps... Hope someone got whipped naked through the streets of Aberd...

Shellac are playing the Liquidroom in Edinbugh on the 28th November... Could all those attending try to refrain from shouting out "Fish Fry", "Cables" or just any song tiles by other bands? On a related note; I had the good fortune to witness Bitch Magnet play the George Robey pub in London some ye...

At this moment (09.18 on 12/7/04) there are 2 tickets left for the Scala show on the Stargreen Ticket web site!!!

Loyd Cole and the Commotions... the name speaks volumes, they were shite!

Need I say more?