Here's a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. ...



oh yeah and fackin cant

Almost every other word out of my mouth is fuck.
I'm working on this but it's kind of hard.
Is there such a thing as Fuck Sayers Anonymous?

Angriest_Dragon wrote:Almost every other word out of my mouth is fuck.
I'm working on this but it's kind of hard.
Is there such a thing as Fuck Sayers Anonymous?

my girl is nutso so she goes to group therapy meetings, she showed me a pamphlet and indeed there is a group therapy meeting for people who swear too much.
The one I really wanna go to is the sex addicts group, imagine the fucked up stories you'd hear in that one.

sunlore wrote:I swear in the company of my parents..

I never use the ‘C’ word in front of my Mum, apart from that I swear like a Trooper.

When my younger brother lived at home (aged about 18/19), Mum would leave the landing light on so that the last one in could turn it off after she had gone to bed.

One night my brother returned from the pub, went up stairs to bed and before he’d even reached his room he heard Mum shout “Light” for him to turn out the light.

My brother just opened and closed the door to his room but remained stood on the landing, this prompting Mum to shout again “light………… light…………LIGHT……”

Then after a long silence my brother heard a hushed whisper from Mums room:

little cunt!

At this he turned off the light and went to bed closing the door behind him.

Nothing was ever said about it the next day, I call it double Standards!!!!

Marsupialized wrote:The one I really wanna go to is the sex addicts group, imagine the fucked up stories you'd hear in that one.

They're also very good places to pick up girls...

Angriest_Dragon wrote:Almost every other word out of my mouth is fuck.
I'm working on this but it's kind of hard.
Is there such a thing as Fuck Sayers Anonymous?

Something like that.

Fuck fuck fuck!

The less you swear, the bigger an impact there is when you do swear. This is why I do not swear very often, and when I do, it gets the point across.

I think 'cunt' must be a much worse word in the US than in the UK. I hardly ever hear it, and even in casual company, it's pretty shocking, but judging from the pop culture to which I've been exposed, folks in Britain use it all the time. What the frick?

Linus Van Pelt wrote:The less you swear, the bigger an impact there is when you do swear. This is why I do not swear very often, and when I do, it gets the point across.

I think 'cunt' must be a much worse word in the US than in the UK. I hardly ever hear it, and even in casual company, it's pretty shocking, but judging from the pop culture to which I've been exposed, folks in Britain use it all the time. What the frick?

Cunt is very awful here too. I just cant help it. I really think it is great. What annoys me is when people say see you next tuesday.
jimmy Carr said if you hate someone enough to call them a cunt then why spell it out.

I do apologise to people about it but if they persist I tell them to fuck off.

Which is funny as I am a pacifist. If they start on me I just run away.

I have a terrible potty mouth, especially when it comes to people's mothers.

I tend to go for the hard consonants......CUNT,COCKSUCKINGMOTHERFUCKER. which although funny
and fun to say makes absolutely no Godamn mother fucking sense.

not foookin' carp