Wicket W. Warrick wrote:The worst thing that ever happened was when you cunts came to Endor. First of all stupid Chief Chirpa insisted we all worship some gay English robot, then all my friends got shot by stormtroopers, and to top it all off, Chewbacca was feeling frisky, and I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. My arse is absolutely ruined.
You lot can get to fuck, yeah?

Oh. My. God. What a bunch of ungrateful fuckers.

By the way, Wicket. That big feast we had when all was said and done? Remember that? Guess what we were eating....

I'll give you hint: it wasn't pork.

(Your mom was delicious...)

Hi Chewbacca!

4 stars Wicket! I don't think you needed to call anyone "cunts" though.

Do you guys remember that time when we all had that big feast on Endor? That wasn't your mom we were eating Wicket, Major is just horsing around. 3 stars Major!

It kind of sucks though, that we all used to have so much trouble getting along, and then it seemed to get better for awhile, and now it sounds like the fights are starting right up again. I don't know, maybe sarcasm doesn't work that well with the Force, but it just seems that some things are going a little too far.

Oops! I think I hear Mrs. darthmalling calling!

Did I mention my father cutting off my hand? That sucked...

this thread was hi-fucking-jacked!

as to the question the thread asks, i am at a loss to answer it accurately. it's a huge question.

i was trying to drink myself to death about 12 years ago. no specific incident was the worst thing in my life, just the general ruins i was making of myself over a couple of years. sometimes, a mind is a terrible thing.

Not Again.

I get my circuits tightened once a month and evertime I return this happens.

Where the fuck is Captain Antilles when I need him.

Whhoooo hooooo!

Time for crumpets and snakes and ladders!

I'll bring the lazer flavored Special Brew...

Oh and Chewie!

RRYryrrrrrruuuggghh gghhhgg raaaa ra raaaaaaaah!

When Gandolph gave me that fucking ring...

rysie wrote:When Gandolph gave me that fucking ring...

Jesus Christ Fromo, or Bobo, or Dildo, whatever your name is. Hang on to "that fucking ring" for a few years and then get back to me wee man. Try getting laid when you look like me.

Oh really.

For your info I get laid.

Even if I do look twelve. Sometimes thats why.

Anyway. Are you any good at directions.