sirs,
i represent a consortium of people who have reached the decision that we cannot survive another year without fugazi. we have all been affected in different ways these past five years of woe. there are those in our group who have become mere shells of their previous selves. many within our ranks can no longer enjoy or sustain an erection. this must end now.
we aren't going to stand for it anymore. we have created an online "petition-online" online. you can view it here online today. online. that means on the internet.
we are petitioning for one j.lally and one b.canty to abandon their positions as dedicated parents and rejoin the ranks of fugazi for immediate touring, recording and maybe a game of shove ha'penny.
please, sign our petition today.
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2HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
brilliant!
I love you Tommy.
brilliant!
I love you Tommy.
Rick Reuben wrote:He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.

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3shove ha'penny.
It has been far too many years since I played this game. I doubt anyone who was born after 1985 has even heard of it.
Oh and what the b'jesus is a fuzagi?
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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4I prefer what Ian is doing with the Evens to the last Fugazi record, and I would have thought that whatever the others do outside of Fugazi might well have the same chance of being refreshing and new, so I don't mind if they've gone for good, to be honest. Soz.
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5Far be it from me to even vaguely imply that B.Canty has probably already long abandoned his partner and children in favour of life on the road with a bunch of muscular gay men, but last I saw him he and the rest of Bob Mould's band were sporting matching fitted t-shirts, luxurious moustaches and firemen's helmets*.
*The luxurious moustaches and firemen's helmets might have been a trick of the light...
*The luxurious moustaches and firemen's helmets might have been a trick of the light...
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6Last I heard, which was a couple years ago, Joe had moved to California.
I'm not in any hurry for a new Fugazi album. I think they should take another 10 years, wait till all their kids are teens or older or whatever.
I'm not in any hurry for a new Fugazi album. I think they should take another 10 years, wait till all their kids are teens or older or whatever.
"The bastards have landed"
www.myspace.com/thechromerobes - now has a couple songs from the new album
www.myspace.com/thechromerobes - now has a couple songs from the new album
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7When I was trying to set up an Evens show last year, I was told that Joe Lally was living in Portland now. I've also heard that Guy has a new band as well, but there hasn't been anything too substantial about that.
Pure L wrote:I get shocked whenever I use my table saw while barefooted.
I Made Out With You Before You Were Cool
Don't Sit On The Pickets
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8stop being rational.
i can't argue with you if you're all going to be so damned reasonable.
fine. i'm starting a new petition to bring back happy go licky.
they were the band fugazi could have been after all!
i can't argue with you if you're all going to be so damned reasonable.
fine. i'm starting a new petition to bring back happy go licky.
they were the band fugazi could have been after all!
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9Rotten Tanx wrote:shove ha'penny.
It has been far too many years since I played this game. I doubt anyone who was born after 1985 has even heard of it.
I am 29, What is Shove Ha'Penny?
Ty Webb wrote:
You need to stop pretending that this is some kind of philosophical choice not to procreate and just admit you don't wear pants to the dentist.
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10I was born in 1986, and I've played many a game of Shove Ha'penny...so there!