the " fugazi to neglect children" petition

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sirs,
i represent a consortium of people who have reached the decision that we cannot survive another year without fugazi. we have all been affected in different ways these past five years of woe. there are those in our group who have become mere shells of their previous selves. many within our ranks can no longer enjoy or sustain an erection. this must end now.

we aren't going to stand for it anymore. we have created an online "petition-online" online. you can view it here online today. online. that means on the internet.

we are petitioning for one j.lally and one b.canty to abandon their positions as dedicated parents and rejoin the ranks of fugazi for immediate touring, recording and maybe a game of shove ha'penny.

please, sign our petition today.

the " fugazi to neglect children" petition

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Far be it from me to even vaguely imply that B.Canty has probably already long abandoned his partner and children in favour of life on the road with a bunch of muscular gay men, but last I saw him he and the rest of Bob Mould's band were sporting matching fitted t-shirts, luxurious moustaches and firemen's helmets*.


















*The luxurious moustaches and firemen's helmets might have been a trick of the light...

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