Lemuel Gulliver wrote:Michael McDonald.

i literally can't chew food if this man's music is within earshot.

Lemuel Gulliver wrote:Michael McDonald.

Garth Brooks' rock alter-ego whose name escapes me.

But shit, JB is bad. The Eagles really get under my skin.

Nah, no way, Michael McDonald is bad in a good way, he's pool playing yacht rock. There's a little bit of ironic humor there. I laugh when I hear McDonald's suppository-in-the ass voice. His voice is great in a way that makes me crack a smile, at the very least cuz it is soo cheezy. JB has nothing at all like that going on. Buffett incites rage and disgust.

Mr. Food,

I was almost convinced until I came across this keychain:



I am currently of the assumption that Jimmy's "artistry" is indeed inferior to all of those mentioned by Elisha.

I'm open to further research and evidence though.

The Smoking Popes are way, way, way, way worse than Jimmy Buffett

the song "come monday" is a good song. i was a bit bummed to learn a few years ago that it was by jimmy buffett but it is still a good song. seriously.

name one good kelly clarkson song.

-e

Billy. Ray. Cyrus.

elisha wiesner wrote:the song "come monday" is a good song. i was a bit bummed to learn a few years ago that it was by jimmy buffett but it is still a good song. seriously.

name one good kelly clarkson song.

-e

Good point.

MrFood wrote:From the point of view of someone who knew nothing about this guy up untill 2 minutes ago, its pretty fucking mind-blowing.

Mr. Food, we know Margaritaville. We know what this man is capable of. You'll just have to trust us, this man is more annoying than you'll ever know. It has to be experienced for you to get it.

Take your least favorite Spice Girl at the height of Spicemania. Multiply it by 100. Now take her post-Spice career, multiply that by 50 and add that to the sum. Now, extend the pain for 30 years, over which there will be released poorly written novels, concerts of the exact same songs played ad infinitum (songs about really dumb shit), a restaurant chain. margarita mix. Not only is he annoying, he sells his annoyingness.

Just gotta trust us, man.

-A

I hear the Eagles and want to just start kicking shit and knocking stuff over; I hear Jimmy Buffet and I respond simply, "Are you fucking listening to Jimmy fucking Buffet?"