stilltron wrote:My girlfriend answered this question as accurately as I think it can be answered. - - The only artist worse than Jimmy Buffett is any artist inspired by Jimmy Buffett

This could be a metaphysical debate: What's worse? Inspiring Buffett to do what he does, or being inspired by Buffett?

I actually watched my brother purchase a JB DVD and watch it.

of course DM

stands for

Dungeon Master..

JB

reminds me of James Brown

Jimmie Buffet Gets knocked down to sub shit...

ok i concede..

Jimmie Buffet is worse than Michael Bolton..

though that otis redding cover really makes me wanna kill a whole bunch of people..

I'd like some consideration to go to Dave Stewart. I'd say that anything positive you might have to say about the Eurthymics is irrelevant here, because although he may have been in them, I can't believe he did anything but detract. I hate this cunt. And 'those' headphones. And Alisha's Attic.

I find it very easy to listen to 'Ya Mo Be There' by Michael McDonald. I can't really explain it.

daniel robert chapman wrote:I'd like some consideration to go to Dave Stewart.

Any man who kept live goldfish in his toilet bowl deserves a waffle factor. I'm sticking with Robbie Williams - I've seen nothing to warrant changing that.

goddam it, i solved this riddle on page 2. i put it in the crappasslynx-2000 and the results came back, Billy Ray Cyrus is a far greater danger to earth than Jimmy Buffet. Some alien civilizations would destroy us because of the Achey Breaky one, whereas the works of the Buffet would only cause them to keep driving to another planet with better musical taste and more reasonable hairstyles. Still, there is a place in hell for both of them, with plenty of room for the others being listed in this thread. Now, if Satan permits them to all form one big Super Group, and cleans out a little corner of Hell for them to practice in, some serious damage could occurr.

Who is the guy that did 'Honky-Tonk Badondadonk' last year? He's in the running for this, I'm sure.

oh, that yammo be there song, why has that chorus been one of those melodies burned into my brain that sometimes just runs on repeat for a couple of hours a day? oh, the horror.

daniel robert chapman wrote:Who is the guy that did 'Honky-Tonk Badondadonk' last year? He's in the running for this, I'm sure.

If that song is done by Cowboy Troy, then he is by far 1 million times worse than Jimmy Buffet.

Possibly 2 million.

burun wrote:

daniel robert chapman wrote:Who is the guy that did 'Honky-Tonk Badondadonk' last year? He's in the running for this, I'm sure.

If that song is done by Cowboy Troy, then he is by far 1 million times worse than Jimmy Buffet.

Possibly 2 million.

Trace Adkins. YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jISCWvr3WO0

Make sure you watch it until near the end and the 'spoken word' part, which starts "this is it boys, this is why we do what we do", before you form your opinion.

Truly horrific.

The thing that makes Jimmy Buffet so insipid is the pervasiveness of his marketing and influence. The bullshit mentality associated with having a cheesburger in paradise has done a fair share to ruin Key West. I challenge you to find any city in this world where you can walk down the street and pass a Kenny G, Robbie Williams, Michael Bolton or Dave Matthews every ten steps. But yet there are JB-esque musicians swarming all over the Keys. His image and lifestyle are to the point of being viral. That is why he is worse; becaue it is not just him. If he goes away, there will be another to fill his flojos. And another. and another. At the end of the world there will be cockroackes and some jackass in sandals and a scorched flower print shirt, sitting on the edge of the remains of a dock, strumming and singing:

Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey i don't think that's true
So, why don't we get drunk and screw.


Jon