Here, this one is more detailed and it give me ten more years - 2058 - come on!
http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html
though we're are apparently all doomed come December 2012, so who cares.
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62I was doing very badly (2023) until I decided that I no longer smoked and was an optimist.
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64MrFood wrote:Um... no joking, it told me Friday, January 2, 2026.
I have 10 years to live. I'll be 35. Great.
Well, 20 years actually and you'll be 45 so, erm 10 year stay of execution is not bad. Maybe they are predicting when you go to the chair rather than what ailment finishes you off? Turns out it's the state of texas - thanks Jebb!
By strange coin coincidence that will be my 51st birthday... unless of course I'm dead.
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65Earwicker wrote:Chapter Two wrote:Earwicker wrote:Chapter Two wrote:Tuesday, September 15, 2065
Although to be honest, even though I haven't smoked for a month, I should put 'smoker' cos I've ravaged myself with it, so in that case:
Thursday, March 13, 2064
So the question is, is it worth being a non-smoker when smoking is only going to cut out a year and a half from the years when I won't know whether I'm weeing or pooing?
your already older than me! How come you're going to live 20 years longer?
Bastard!
Cigars.
Balls. You've smoked for years more than me.
I refuse to accept this.
I demand a second opinion (with a much more detailed questionnaire)
what i really want is for a clone to be made of me when i get to 40/45. that clone should have its brain removed and the body placed in some kind of tank where it will grow normally but without a brain then when I get to 70/80 they will know then how to take out my brain and put it in my brainless clone's body. Then repeat until bored of existence (which I admit may happen at 70/80 the first time round).
brilliant
Ty Webb wrote:I hope the little-known 8th dwarf, Chinky, is on that list.
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66steve wrote:I invite you all to my bedside on Tuesday, July 19, 2044. Nobody ask me about going into the light, please.
number one
you better not die before that goddamn will is finished
number two
my very first boyfriend once told my atheist dad
"what would you do if you saw the light?"
and he replied
"if i saw the light i would turn it off"
so no worries from this end of our family sweetheart.
looking forward to new projects by peter sotos, dr kay redfield jamison, lauren weedman, daido moriyama, loretta lux, jack mcbrayer, kim deal, rory kennedy, alex prager, jen davis, bracha l ettinger, martha plimpton, nina nastasia, matt besser
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67heather wrote:steve wrote:I invite you all to my bedside on Tuesday, July 19, 2044. Nobody ask me about going into the light, please.
number one
you better not die before that goddamn will is finished
Well, since I quit smoking, I have a little less time, apparently. I now have until Friday, May 2, 2036. Maybe I should light up, so I can get those eight years tacked-on there again.
steve albini
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Quicumque quattuor feles possidet insanus est.
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69Tuesday, January 3, 2034. It had to be a fucking tuesday.
Rick Reuben wrote:You are dumber than week-old donuts.
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70Wednesday, March 24, 2021
the day after my daughter's 20th birthday.
how convinient.
the day after my daughter's 20th birthday.
how convinient.
run joe run wrote:Kerble your enthusiasm.