Mr. Chimp wrote:Please don't underestimate the value of Lorne "Ben Cartwright" Greene's experience in the wild natural Ponderosa of North America in "Bonanza."

An excellent point. Lorne Greene is a true enemy of the bear.

A couple of other points in support of Lorne Greene's supremacy over the bear:

Lorne Greene would serve as excellent bait for luring the bear into a devious trap. The stink of equine and bovine by-products assuredly still hangs in Mr. Greene's clothes as a result of the many years he spent serving as a pitchman for Alpo® brand dog food. Placing Lorne Greene in, say, a Burmese tiger pit would likely result in the downfall (no pun intended) of the bear once the bear caught wind of Lorne Greene's real-chunks-of-meat-scented leisure suits.

Furthermore, the bear is known for often being rendered completely starstruck by recording stars, at which point the bear is incapable of defensive action.

Do you think a swarm of killer african bee's could do the trick and take down a fattie fierce Kodiak of a bear?

Bear vs. Man or woman shaving a Twinkie

or

Bear vs. Shaved Twinkie

Carry Me Away wrote:Do you think a swarm of killer african bee's could do the trick and take down a fattie fierce Kodiak of a bear?

Totally. I saw it on Inuyashaa couple nights ago, except the bear was a demon bear, and the killer bees were evil magic bugs. But same diff. One sting, dead bear. Dusted.

Bear vs. a CRAP/NOT CRAP poll about Bear vs.

Bear Versus the Chicago Bears' Shufflin' Crew?

Bear Versus (Roseanne) Barr

Bear Versus Jabberwock?

Bear Versus Zakk Wylde (Really a bear vs. bear fight, but...)






Faiz

Roseanne Barr would talk and bear would cry. Then Roseanne would eat bear and remarry Tom Arnold just to divorce him again. Poor bear.

What about the bear versus Greg Norman?

Would he have the glass of wine?

From News of the Weird:

In August in a camping area of Baker Lake, Wash., Fish and Wildlife agents found a black bear passed out amidst three dozen empty (clawed- and bitten-open) cans of locally brewed Rainier Beer. "And (the bear) definitely had a preference," said an officer, noting that only one can of Busch beer had been drunk, though many unopened ones were nearby. [KING-TV (Seattle), 8-18-04]

If it was this particular bear vs greg norman and a glass of the vino, I would have to put my dough on the bear. although greg norman might stand a chance if he had a case of wine to offer the drunk bear, which seems very possible seeing that fancy garbage can next to him with the little foot pedal...oh, so many nice things this famous greg norman people have.