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DrAwkward wrote:
interloper wrote:Oh god don't get me started. They made me sick back then. For the record, Tyler's huge and married, Juan is balding and in Cali I think doing stellar video work, and everyone should know about the other two.


Juan is also in Model/Actress, who have put out one EP on Thick Records and so far are not crap.

Tyler's fat? That's fucking depressing. I'd say 90% of what i know about live drumming i learned by watching Tyler Trent.

I second that "upload to the gmail please" emotion.


Admittedly, I'm being mean. I should stop. Nowadays, he's got a wife and kid that he loves to death. I don't think he's playing at all to the best of knowledge. I haven't seen him in a little while, but he remains one of my favorite people in the world. I played in a short lived band with him post Brainiac obviously, and I agree. Watching him live is something to behold. Most frontmen aren't half as exciting as he is behind a drum kit. We'd play, and I'd hear later about all the wacky shit he would be doing behind me. He nearly knocked an enourmous 10 foot high mirror off of the back wall once with the back of his head. It was beautiful.

Like I said, give me a few days and I'll have some stuff for you guys. I think I'll probably do the sendspace routine because I have loads of it. I'm pretty sure I have the show where they opened for Shellac actually.

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zom-zom wrote:And I'm sure that all of you guys are just the hottest looking best-dressed well-built and in great shape dudes on the planet.


Doesn't matter. Any of us could get laid in a bar like that, and what's even better is that none of your friends are going to catch you because they don't go into places like that. It's kind of like riding around on a Vespa. It might be fun, but don't let anyone see you doing it.

Fuck, did I just actually type that?

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DrAwkward wrote:if some of those fat girls had cocks I'd be more into it, as I enjoy cocks quite a bit


interloper wrote:
zom-zom wrote:And I'm sure that all of you guys are just the hottest looking best-dressed well-built and in great shape dudes on the planet.


Doesn't matter. Any of us could get laid in a bar like that, and what's even better is that none of your friends are going to catch you because they don't go into places like that. It's kind of like riding around on a Vespa. It might be fun, but don't let anyone see you doing it.

Fuck, did I just actually type that?


oh man, there's gonna be 100 indie rock nerds hanging out skeezing on the fat chicks tonight. I'll warn the DJ to bring his most intellectually stimulating dance music.
If anyone needs a place to bang one of the chubbies, there's a high school next door they leave the back door open by the gym for the janitors to get in and out at night.
Go in, take a right first door to the left there's a room with a couch in it.
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Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Marsupialized wrote:
DrAwkward wrote:if some of those fat girls had cocks I'd be more into it, as I enjoy cocks quite a bit


interloper wrote:
zom-zom wrote:And I'm sure that all of you guys are just the hottest looking best-dressed well-built and in great shape dudes on the planet.


Doesn't matter. Any of us could get laid in a bar like that, and what's even better is that none of your friends are going to catch you because they don't go into places like that. It's kind of like riding around on a Vespa. It might be fun, but don't let anyone see you doing it.

Fuck, did I just actually type that?


oh man, there's gonna be 100 indie rock nerds hanging out skeezing on the fat chicks tonight. I'll warn the DJ to bring his most intellectually stimulating dance music.
If anyone needs a place to bang one of the chubbies, there's a high school next door they leave the back door open by the gym for the janitors to get in and out at night.
Go in, take a right first door to the left there's a room with a couch in it.


HAHA. YEEESSSS!!!!

I'm gonna refrain from quoting Big Bottom even though I really want to.

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interloper wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:
DrAwkward wrote:if some of those fat girls had cocks I'd be more into it, as I enjoy cocks quite a bit


interloper wrote:
zom-zom wrote:And I'm sure that all of you guys are just the hottest looking best-dressed well-built and in great shape dudes on the planet.


Doesn't matter. Any of us could get laid in a bar like that, and what's even better is that none of your friends are going to catch you because they don't go into places like that. It's kind of like riding around on a Vespa. It might be fun, but don't let anyone see you doing it.

Fuck, did I just actually type that?


oh man, there's gonna be 100 indie rock nerds hanging out skeezing on the fat chicks tonight. I'll warn the DJ to bring his most intellectually stimulating dance music.
If anyone needs a place to bang one of the chubbies, there's a high school next door they leave the back door open by the gym for the janitors to get in and out at night.
Go in, take a right first door to the left there's a room with a couch in it.


HAHA. YEEESSSS!!!!

I'm gonna refrain from quoting Big Bottom even though I really want to.


I am all for some sort of gathering of the members of this forum at this particular bar.
I would usually be against such nonsense but the idea of all of these particular people with their particular world views and attitudes jammed into that bar rubbing shoulders with the femme monsters of the midway, discussing the issues of the day is too good to let go of.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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