Fortune Cookie fortunes
13I got one that simply said "you are the best" fuck yes I taped that to my computer and reminded people at work that "I am the best"
Ty Webb wrote:
You need to stop pretending that this is some kind of philosophical choice not to procreate and just admit you don't wear pants to the dentist.
Fortune Cookie fortunes
15I once got a fortune that read, "You are never resentful, bitter, or petty."
That cookie did not know me very well.
That cookie did not know me very well.
matthew wrote:His Life and his Death gives us LIFE.......supernatural life- which is His own life because he is God and Man. This is all straight Catholicism....no nuttiness or mystical crap here.
Fortune Cookie fortunes
16Apparently Andrew W.K. wrote my two most recent fortunes:
"Great! You're ready for a party."
and
"A fun party is soon to be in your future."
"Great! You're ready for a party."
and
"A fun party is soon to be in your future."
Fortune Cookie fortunes
17I got one that said I would find three missing socks in the next couple months. I don't think I ever did find the socks.
In the immortal words of a lucid lunatic -
"French-Canadian bean soup! I want to pay. Let them leave me alone!"
"French-Canadian bean soup! I want to pay. Let them leave me alone!"
Fortune Cookie fortunes
18Mandroid2.0 wrote:I have one taped to my shitty bass that says, "Wait for the path which Gate has assigned you."
I've been awaiting Gate for years.
He's been there all along.
Well, dog pee !!!!!
Fortune Cookie fortunes
19"ask not what your fortune cookie can do for you, but what you can do for your fortune cookie"
I also got one reading "you are good with children."
We were playing the "...between the sheets" game at the time.
I also got one reading "you are good with children."
We were playing the "...between the sheets" game at the time.
Fortune Cookie fortunes
20Bradley wrote:I got this at lunch today:
Who's running the show here?
Isn't obvious? It's warning you of impending diarrhea from eating crappy chinese food.