burun wrote:Do mosquitoes serve a purpose, like bees do? Pollinating flowers, something like that?

They simply spread disease but that is also their function for us humans. If we don't get exposed to shit we don't develop resistance but thanks to mosquito's we have all sorts of immunities.

That's how a friend of mine explained it to me. When I asked him about malaria he said it was simply a matter of time.

Mosquitos: Crap.

lots of small reptiles and certain plants eat the 'squitos...

All tryna gimme their aids n shit

I've never tried this, but apparently if you tense your muscle as he's drinking your milkshake, he can't retract his bloodhole and keeps sucking up blood and will splode in a glorious panoply of crimson and 'squito pieces.

CRAP.

this summer has been kinda dry. here at least, besides the onslaught of rain a few weeks ago. I haven't been bitten more than a few times.

still annoying little shits.

as soon as you get bit by one and notice it, you start thinking about it too much, and then you feel like there all over you.

The only good thing about Mosquitos is doing the thing where you squeeze your arm while they are sucking on your blood and they explode.

That being said I cannot remember the last time I was bitten by a Mosquito, they do not like me at all. I'll be with people being attacked, standing right next to them and I never get bit once.

Naturally resistant, I suppose.

Marsupialized wrote:The only good thing about Mosquitos is doing the thing where you squeeze your arm while they are sucking on your blood and they explode.

That being said I cannot remember the last time I was bitten by a Mosquito, they do not like me at all. I'll be with people being attacked, standing right next to them and I never get bit once.

Naturally resistant, I suppose.

They're all, "That guy right there tastes like dump. What are we, flies?"

lemur68 wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:The only good thing about Mosquitos is doing the thing where you squeeze your arm while they are sucking on your blood and they explode.

That being said I cannot remember the last time I was bitten by a Mosquito, they do not like me at all. I'll be with people being attacked, standing right next to them and I never get bit once.

Naturally resistant, I suppose.

They're all, "That guy right there tastes like dump. What are we, flies?"

Insects in general do not fuck with me at all. Must be all the chemicals.