You've lived one hell of a life tommy. Salut!

Second was a Scottish wallflower chick I went to high school with. I went on a double date with her as a favor to a friend. She was inexhaustable. Truly. Enjoyed being on the giving end of the oral more than fat children love moon pies. I mean, 2 - 3 times in an evening inexhaustable. I tried to keep up on the reciprocation but was told that I needent bother, that once a week or so was plenty.

She was a championship blade dancer. Dad was an angry red-headed bagpipe player. I once received head in the back seat of a car her dad was driving. Risktaker she was. And always about the satisfying.

My friends couldn't figure out why I was so enamored of this chick. She was kind of a spiteful little thing,l not particularly pretty, not particularly interesting other than that one particular skill.

We were exclusive for 3 1/2 years. I was sad to see it end. By the time it was over I was blowjobbed out. I once estimated between 800 and 900 occasions. God bless you, second girlfriend...

I was 18, on a blanket under the stars (are you fucking kidding me? no.)it was terrible, I married her anyway.

Thankfully we have really hot sex now.

Marsupialized wrote:

Nina wrote:The second guy I had sex with was the guy after the first one, and just prior to the third dude.

This is all the same day?

Yes. 1-52. Knocked 'em all out at once.

Never have to have sex again.

Tis liberating.

tommydski wrote:Somehow, mere weeks after losing my v-card I was drunk off my ass in a bar in London after being stood up by the girl who had done the aforementioned deflowering. This blonde Canadian girl who was older than me basically picked me up and we headed up to the flat I was staying in. I didn't actually realise we had sex because I was so very, very drunk. I found out a few years later when it turned out she'd gone back to Canada pregnant and had my child. I wonder how many people here conceived when they were 16? Not many is my guess.

For reference, Angela married her high school sweetheart when she went back to Ontario and they raised the child as their own with my blessing. They also had a little boy a year later. I try to see them when I can but there's really no need for her to ever know that her father isn't her biological father. Plus, her real father is fucking minted and they did a real good job raising her thus far.

good story. salut for not rocking the boat. you rock.

fancyjamtime wrote: By the time it was over I was blowjobbed out. I once estimated between 800 and 900 occasions. God bless you, second girlfriend...

That's like winning a lottery ticket.

My second? Great sex, actually! It was a girl I picked up at a 3-day party at a country house. Which is totally not like me cause usually I'm gun shy towards ladies. One remorse I have is that she wanted to turn our 2 month romance into a serious relationship, and serious relationship of any kind that was absolutely the last thing I wanted, so the whole thing ended and it was a lot harder for her than to me.

fancyjamtime wrote:Dad was an angry red-headed bagpipe player. I once received head in the back seat of a car her dad was driving. Risktaker I was.

FYP

emmanuelle cunt wrote:My second? Great sex, actually! It was a girl...

heh

Much better than his first.

I mean, it was a mammal but let's not get further into that.

iembalm wrote:

fancyjamtime wrote:Dad was an angry red-headed bagpipe player. I once received head in the back seat of a car her dad was driving. Risktaker I was.

FYP

Before our fourth date, her dad pulled me aside and said:

"I know you two are having sex. Don't even say anything. I know you are. I will break both of your fucking legs if she gets pregnant, do you fucking understand me?"

I gulped and nodded.

"Good boy" he says and tussles my hair. Harrowing. The aforementioned car ride was really really scary but I couldn't stop the deed without calling attention to it. It was night on our way back from a Scottish dance at a club somewhere. There was a blanket in the backseat. Once I understood my situation, I decided to sit back and enjoy it.